My first life-long memory occurred on January 21, 1979, less than four months shy of my third birthday.
In the midst of a Super Bowl XIII party, a debate in the party broke out over my rooting interests in the game. While my mom’s biker boyfriend Randall lobbied for the Steelers, my mom was devout in her support of the Cowboys and would have none of it.
Ultimately, everyone in the party looked at me and when forced to make a decision, the forever-a-momma’s-boy side of me pushed me into the arms of America’s Team instead of Steelers Nation.
Thankfully, I have zero recollection of anything else from that day, which means every time the Jackie Smith drop has popped up on my television over the course of the last 30+ years, it impacts me as a Cowboys fan on a level that’s different than someone who might have been just a few years my senior.
A little less than three years later, I wasn’t so lucky. As it turns out, my first actual memory of events from a sporting event occurred on January 10, 1981, four months and a few days shy of my fifth birthday.
Yes, my first sports memory is The Catch.
I remember where I was. I remember who I was with. I remember the way everyone in the room felt when the Cowboys lost. I remember not wanting to watch Super Bowl XVI because I wasn’t quite over it all.
To this day, I have a visceral reaction to that play, which is only shown a few hundred times every year during the course of a football season. It’s one thing to have your sports fan’s heart ripped out of your chest and it’s quite another to be forced to relive it countless times because it becomes a historical artifact that comes to define the sport.
I’m not talking about ordinary heartbreak. I’m talking about the type of scarlet letter that the sports gods cackle over while smoking Cuban cigars, drinking brandy and torturing people from Cleveland.
Paul Jesperson didn’t just hit a half-court shot that ended Shaka Smart’s first season in Austin, he essentially created college basketball’s version of the Doug Flutie Hail Mary and the only thing worse than being on the losing end of one of those iconic plays is being forced to re-live it at any moment of any day in any month in any year.
A buddy of mine mentioned on Sunday that his hope was that some remaining player in the Tournament would do something before the Tournament ends that would overshadow Jesperson’s shot.
Yeah, I’m not sure my friend gets it … that shot will live on f-o-r-e-v-e-r. It’s the Bryce Drew shot on steroids. Every March from now until eternity will feature that sequence unfolding over and over and over again. Along with the Christian Laettner shot against Kentucky, the Lorenzo Charles dunk vs. Houston and the shot by Drew, it will forever serve as a future logo of the entire Tournament, which means you won’t even be able to turn the Tournament on for five minutes in future years without that damn thing popping up in a promo, commercial, montage or simple highlight package.
The only play in Tournament history that really matches up with Jesperson’s shot is the game-winner U.S. Reid hit for Arkansas back in 1981 in Austin to knock out a shocked and shaken Louisville squad, which means that this kind of loss occurs approximately once a generation. Of course, the difference between the two plays is that there weren’t a dozen cameras or high-definition coverage of Reid’s shot, which somewhat limited the ability to properly place it in the sport’s cannon of most memorable plays.
That wasn’t a problem on Friday night, as modern technology ensured that seemingly hundreds of different angles and different perspectives were available to torment Orangebloods everywhere who were so shaken and shocked they couldn’t turn away from it all.
In the 20+ years of covering Texas athletics, I’m pretty sure that the Vince Young game-winner vs. USC is the only other truly crossover iconic moment the school has been forced to live through. With all due respect to the Michael Crabtree touchdown in 2008, that’s not a moment in time that has become transcendent within the sport of college football. Same with the Colt McCoy injury against Alabama. Sure, you’ve never gotten over it, but it’s not like that play is on constant replay or in commercials every January.
When it’s all said and done, I’m going to venture that you’ll see Jesperson’s shot 1,000 more times in your lifetime than any other moment in UT athletics history when it felt like Bevo got kicked in the privates, which might just make Friday night the most iconic loss in the history of UT athletics.
You can disagree if you want, but I’m quite certain that over the course of the next decade, that shot will be replayed approximately 1,000,000 more times than the Crabtree catch.
Oh, and if you’re upset with me for bringing it up again coming out of the weekend, I only have one thing to say to you.
Get used to it.
No. 2 – A familiar fate for Texas hoops ...
In Shaka Smart’s first season in Austin, men’s basketball became fun once again.
In Smart’s second season in Austin, men’s basketball needs to win in the Tournament once again.
If someone needed me to sum up Smart’s first season in Austin in 30 words or less, those words would probably do just as well as any others.
There’s little question the Longhorns have a college basketball rock star on their hands in Smart, but once the suddenness of the loss on Friday night wore off, supporters of the program were left once again to chew on the fact that it’s been eight long years since the program last appeared in the Sweet 16, which just happens to have occurred immediately after a seven-year stretch of time (2002-08) that represents the Golden Age of men’s basketball at Texas.
Just like Charlie Strong isn’t responsible for every single disappointing season since 2010, but is nonetheless forced to feel the anxiety, frustration and anger that comes with steering the ship in year seven of the streak, Smart must own the same baggage that comes with this job.
To give you an idea of how long ago it has been since Texas was a participant in the Tournament’s second weekend, Barack Obama hadn’t yet won the nomination from the Democratic party over Hilary Clinton. That means Obama will have gone through his entire presidency without having the Longhorns advancing more than a round on any of his brackets.
To put it into other terms, the crap hadn’t even hit the fan in the 2008 financial crisis when Derrick Rose did young Derrick Rose things to the Longhorns down in Houston.
Oh, and Leona Lewis’ “Bleeding Love” was about to be the No. 1 song in the Billboard charts.
I mean ... Kevin Durant is about to finish his
ninth season in the NBA.
This hug with mediocrity simply has to end and as Smart enters his second season, his challenge is getting this program to take a step forward next season. Winning 20 games or even 25 games won’t be enough in 2017 to make it a successful season. Fair or not, Smart’s progress will be judges by whether he can win two games in three days in the first weekend of next year’s Tournament.
I suppose this is my way of saying that I’m Team Shaka all the way, but the honeymoon is over.
It’s time to win in March.
No. 3 – The Isaiah Taylor conversation ...
Here’s the reality of the decision that awaits junior guard Isaiah Taylor.
Whether he declares early for the NBA draft in the coming weeks or not, he’s not currently viewed as a viable front-line NBA draft prospect, the kind that end up getting drafted and receiving guaranteed contracts. In the most recent DraftExpress rankings for the 2016 NBA Draft, Taylor ranks No. 68, which means there’s probably a better chance at this point of him not getting drafted at all than there is of him being selected in the two rounds that make up the NBA Draft.
Ultimately, Taylor’s decision matters less about the NBA and more about a life ideology.
Is Taylor ready to get paid to play basketball for a living? Or not.
If he’s simply ready to stop playing basketball for books, tuition, girls and his love for college because he’s ready to get paid for a living while existing in the real world, hey, there’s not much one can say except, “Goodbye and good luck.” Every guy has a different life story and different needs, so if the guy feels like he needs to leave for a variety of reasons, I get it. You just hope that he understands he might have to go overseas or cut his teeth in the D-League to fulfill his quest for getting paid to play a game.
Not every guy makes it. Not every guy lives without regrets in these types of decisions.
It basically comes down to two things. Does he prefer …
a. To return for his senior year, which would likely see him as a pre-season favorite for Big 12 Player of the Year, and finish up any unfinished business, both on the athletic and academic sides of college life.
b. Make the decision that it’s time to get paid and enter the real world.
Texas fan have to hope that the lure of the former will win the day against the temptations of the latter because Taylor’s return would go a long way towards this program possibly going to another Sweet 16 next year, but if he chooses not to, you really can’t begrudge him.
It’s his life and his decision. The ball is in his court. He needs to take as much time as he needs.
No. 4- Let’s the women’s Tournament begin ...
No offense to Alabama State, but the NCAA Tournament truly begins on Monday night when Texas takes on No. 10 Missouri in a battle between former Big 12 mates, with the winner headed to the Sweet 16 of the UConn region.
Given the reality of the seeding, it’s hard to expect more than an Elite Eight bid for the Longhorns, but that would represent quite an accomplishment for a program that went to the Sweet 16 a season ago for the first time since 2004.
Like Shaka Smart, you want to see continued forward progress under Karen Aston in her fourth season as a coach and thus far, her team’s have improved in each of the last two seasons.
With a two-seed to its credit, losing before a match-up with the Huskies would represent a big disappointment for a program that was hanging out near the top five in the polls for much of the season.
It’ll be fascinating to see this team try and handle the expectations that arrive with success. In a season that was without a lot of must-win games, Aston’s program finds itself in one on Monday.
No. 5 – Texas baseball this weekend in a gif ...
No. 6 – Random Texas football question ...
Is D’Onta Foreman the best player in the Texas program heading into the 2016 season?
I know he came into the program as a lowly two-star prospect (to be fair, I ranked him as a three-star prospect and a member of the LSR Top 100) who some believed was only offered because of his brother.
I know that I was slow to believe.
I know it will be tempting to nominate someone like Malik Jefferson, Connor Williams or Zach Shackelford.
Yet, on a team that has zero returning all-Big 12 first- or second-team members from a season ago, it might be time for everyone, including the national media, to acknowledge that he averaged 7.2 yards per carry with no quarterback, an average offensive line in front of him and uneven direction from the offensive coaching staff behind him.
To give you an idea of how good that 7.2 yards per carry number is, just consider that Ricky Williams never averaged more than 6.8 yards per carry in his illustrious career.
If forced to put my money on the table for a first-team all-Big 12 selection this season on the Texas roster, I’ll go ahead and go all-in on the former Texas City standout.
Who knows, he might even start this season ...
No. 7 – Scattershooting on the Longhorns ...
... Am I crazy for wondering about the timing of setting up spring workouts in a way where the team takes a one week break right after it gets into pads and into the swing of things after a week?
… I'm guessing Kai Locksley had a lot to think about during spring break.
... It feels like we should be paying more attention to the lack of play-makers and front-line players.I'm not sure I've heard one person really give anyone on the defensive line much love in the last two weeks? That's not to suggest guys like Bruce Cottrell haven't looked good in practice, but no one seems to think that has anything to do with anything other than the concerns along the offensive line.
... Other than the half-court shot that won Northern Iowa the game, it's hard not to spend at least 20 minutes thinking about the seven-point possession in the first half that went against the Longhorns. Yes, that actually happened.
... In retrospect, inserting Cam Ridley back into the line-up wasn't a benefit for the team. He just wasn't ready.
... If you'd have told me a few weeks ago that Tevin Mack would barely see game action in the opening first-round game of the Tournament, I wouldn't have believed you.
No. 8 – Buy or sell …
(As always, these are questions submitted by Orangebloods subscribers)
BUY or SELL: Texas, as a team, hits these statistical categories this season
a. QBR of 140.0 (or above)
b. Average ypc for our top 2 or 3 running backs at 5.0 ypc (or above)
c. Total rushing TD of top 2 or 3 backs at 26 (or above)
d. No back on the roster has to take more than 210 carries for the season.
(a. Sell. b. Buy. c. Sell. d. Buy) Texas has had one quarterback in the last six years touch a 140.0 rating and I’m not sure there’s anyone on the roster better than 2012 David Ash. This season will be a disaster if the top backs on this team aren’t averaging better than five yards per carry, so I think they’ll clear that number, but not the 26 touchdowns. Finally, I think if D’Onte Foreman stays healthy for 13 games, he’ll average more than 16 carries per game.
BUY or SELL: Collin Johnson is a Day One starter at WR?
(Buy) When you say day one, you mean day one at practice, right?
BUY or SELL: Dylan Haines and Jason Hall both start vs ND? One or both are replaced as starter by the end of the season (not due to injury)?
(Sell) At least one will be replaced in the line-up by the spring game at the latest. The other might not be far behind.
BUY or SELL: Tyrone Swoopes starts against ND and is riding the pine for Game 2?
(Sell) Whichever quarterback starts the opener, and I believe it’ll be Swoopes at this point, will get the second game as the starter as well. I mean … history can’t repeat itself completely, right?
Signed,
BYU in 2013.
BUY or SELL: Shane Buechele will start more than 8 games this year?
(Buy) Unless he’s injured, it’s hard for me to believe that any of the other quarterbacks will be able to hold him off by October, even if it is a total Hail Mary attempt.
BUY or SELL: There are 8 or more freshman in the 2 deep come Sept 1?
(Buy) Well, let’s count them. If we’re talking about
more, that means we can’t count Colin Johnson or Zach Shackelford. In my mind, that’ll leave us with Shane Buechele, Denzel Okafor, Jean Delance, Andrew Fitzgerald, one or two defensive tackles, one of the freshmen linebackers and possibly Brandon Jones. It might be a little too much to expect that kind of immediate impact because the roster is stronger than a year ago, but it's very doable.
BUY or SELL: At this point, Jerrod Heard's inability to win the QB position at Texas is more one of the head than of the arm?
(Buy) I think it’s a lot of things and Anwar Richardson detailed much of it in his Sunday Pulpit this week. It’s not just the ability to consistently throw the ball well, as much as it’s that issue, along with decision-making, dedication in the film room and a bunch of other little things all rolled into one. It just hasn’t completely come together for him yet, but no one should give up because he’s a player who always projected as a three-year developmental prospect in my mind and this is year three.
BUY or SELL: Texas Basketball will make it to the second weekend of the tournament in 2017?
(Buy) I’m in.
BUY or SELL: Money actually does buy happiness?
(Sell) Life is so much more … dare I say … yes, I will … nuanced than that.
No. 9 – Eternal Randomness of the Spotty Sports Mind …
… Surely, I can’t be the only one that is rolling his eyes over the fuss being made over Adam Laroche taking his kid and going home? Dude, get your kid into school and bring him around on his summer break, but believing you’ve got the juice after a season posting a .634 OPS to demand that you have rules kept for you that few people on the planet would expect to receive is just as crazy as not having your kid in school for half of the year because you want him to enjoy a MLB clubhouse.
… The last time Golden State beat the Spurs in San Antonio, I still had a head mostly full of hair and Tim Duncan was one season removed from beating Texas in the NCAA Tournament and Reggie Freeman was leading Texas to a Sweet 16 under Tom Penders.
That seems pertinent come playoff time, no?
… So, Robert Griffin just can’t find a job. Yikes.
… RIP Tray Walker.
… Congrats on having twins, Chris Bosh. Your life is changed forever.
… Scattershooting on the first weekend of the NCAA Tournament:
a. The way Northern Iowa blew its game against Texas A&M was every bit as inexplicable as the way it beat Texas. How do you follow up the Joe Carter home run with the Bill Buckner finish? The 1992-93 Houston Oilers salute you.
b. Has Buddy Hield replaced Hollis Price as the best Oklahoma player of the 21st century or does he need to get them to a Final Four first?
c. It looks like the only thing that can keep Kansas out of the Final Four is Villanova, so write them in with ink to Houston.
d. From the moment Michigan State lost to Middle Tennessee State, I’ve given up on keeping up with my single completed bracket. I knew it was a dud from the moment I started filling it out.
e. All season long, Tom Crean has looked like a coach headed for the hangman’s noose, but a win over Kentucky to land in the Sweet 16 has a way of buying a guy at least another year.
f. I’m going to miss Wichita State’s Ron Baker. That dude was fun to watch.
g. The winner of the Virginia/Iowa State will never get a better look at the Final Four than playing the winner of Syracuse/Gonzaga.
h. In the end, I thought every team outside of the No.1 seeds would be vulnerable in the Tournament and the up is down/down is up nature of the weekend pretty much proved that thesis to be true.
… Scattershooting on the British Premier League weekend.
a. Leicester City just never stops being just good enough, a trait that has long been dismissed as somewhere in the fluky scale, as it’s been essentially the same team all season. Very few teams have been able to impose their will on the Foxes and while they might not be the most talented team in the top four, this team has the guts, guile and determination of Tottenham, Arsenal and Man City combined.
b. Unless Tottenham finds a way to catch Leicester City and Harry Kane forces himself into late consideration, the Player of the Year is Riyad Mahrez. Done deal.
c. All you need to know about the Liverpool loss to Southampton is the following:
d. It felt dirty to root for Chelsea on Saturday, but I appreciate Cesc Fàbregas keeping a full three points out of West Ham’s hands.
e. Man City might be done. D-o-n-e.
f. Is Marcus Rashford a flash in the pan or is he United’s next great player?
… Scattershooting on the MLS weekend.
a. It’s hard to tell just how good Houston is as a team, but that group is all kinds of fun to watch. In its first three games, Houston has scored 11 times and conceded seven times. No MLS team has ever scored as many goals through three games.
b. Nice bounce back game, Dallas. Mauro Diaz will remain a fixture on my fantasy team.
c. I love me some Cyle Larin. It’s early in my MLS fandom, but he’s fun.
d. Tim Howard is headed back to the MLS after the announcement that he would leave Everton after the season. In the process, it would appear that the goalie wage scale was just broken.
No. 10 - And finally ...
Haven and Hendrix turned two last Monday. No more counting by the months, as years gets to be the metric used for identification from here on out.
If they are anything like their father, sports misery awaits them in less than four years.