**Official Texas vs Purple "wizard" farewell tour of Survival gameday thread**

[2300 Nueces]

Cannon

 

[clob94]

There you go Baxter. Get behind your pads.

 

[hookem777]

Another penalty

 

[clob94]

And then we jump..... Jesus Williams.

 

[hookem777]

I'll take 10-0

 

[clob94]

Uh excuse me.....Steve....

Can I have a word?

I'm only going to say this once. I don't think it needs repeating.

RUN the FVCKING BALL.

Got it? Not hard to do. We got horses. Slow the game down. Run the clock. Walk out of here with a win.

 

[hookem777]

Here comes the running qb

 

[2300 Nueces]

Delay of game

 

[RainyTX81]

Uh excuse me.....Steve....

Can I have a word?

I'm only going to say this once. I don't think it needs repeating.

RUN the FVCKING BALL.

Got it? Not hard to do. We got horses. Slow the game down. Run the clock. Walk out of here with a win.

You know he’s gonna try and get cute , gotta prove he’s the smartest guy in the room. It’s not rocket science, just lean on these mfs for 4 quarters and we win.

 

[hookem777]

Who had 10-0 start of the 2nd with Maalik throwing for 150

 

[hookem777]

Williams wtf dude

 

[Belldozer1]

From Unicorn County, Texas, good luck gentlemen

 

[2300 Nueces]

Wrf ref

 

[clob94]

4th and 1. If we go and don't get it..... momentum is gone.

 

[hookem777]

BAXTER!!!

 

[clob94]

Bye Bax.

 

[hookem777]

4th and 1. If we go and don't get it..... momentum is gone.

You were saying sir lol

 

[clob94]

That's what Bax is built to do.

 

[Hoookem722]

Well shit fire boys, we look like a football team today!!!

 

[Drtxhorn]

Can’t have redzone problems if you just score from 54 yards out. I like that strategy.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Great call! No tush push.

 

[hookem777]

Let's go boys!! Whiskey flowing. Steak and eggs sitting in the belly and we fking showed up today!!

 

[2300 Nueces]

$100 to see that kstate asswipe b12 asst commish's face on that run.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Time to drive the shiv. RUN IT UP

 

[clob94]

Force the punt

 

[hookem777]

3 and out .

SARK END THIS GAME RIGHT NOW

 

[clob94]

Let's go boys!! Whiskey flowing. Steak and eggs sitting in the belly and we fking showed up today!!

I told you--- steak and eggs solves every problem.

 

[freeper]

I told you--- steak and eggs solves every problem.

Well I don't know about that but I can tell you, chicken fried steak and eggs solved many a hangover back in the day.....

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Sweat for the chest bump tackle! 😝

 

[hookem777]

I told you--- steak and eggs solves every problem.

MR Ribeye and 2 over easy eggs with hasbrowns peppers and onions. Was a brilliant decision this morning. Makes the whiskey taste much better

 

[clob94]

3 and out .

SARK END THIS GAME RIGHT NOW

Exactly. This is where teams learn how to be serial killers.

Take the ball down the field. Pummel them. Slowly. Painfully. Mount them. Put your hands around their throat. Stare them directly in the eyes, and choke them the fvck out. If it doesn't give you wood- you aren't built for football.

 

[hookem777]

Wtf was that no call

 

[clob94]

What in the holy fvcking Buffalo asshole was that sh!t?

 

[KChorn11]

cook got mugged

 

[hookem777]

Screw the no call on PI

SARK RUN THE DAMN BALL.