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OT: It's official, the Internet has finally lost its sh*t

clob94

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Aug 25, 2014
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I'm completely sober and can't make sense of this. Going to try later when I'm drunk.
 
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Thats what ya call a real leg humper thats driving the car, you would have to tether her little ass on a dance floor, have to go fish her little ass outa the motel toilet,,,LOL..I don't think the " Man on top" would be popular with her! probably have to sit it down on top of ya and spin like a roulette wheel, why hell, they would not even give her a second look at 2 o'clock in the morning at Denny's...
 
Holy crap, you have a wife Flour? And she is a girl? A live Girl?

We been married since forever seems like forever, long enough to have great Grand kids anyway, its a long time with one women Son! The secret? She works out at Athletic club with Girls friends every other day and I work out in a boat fishing and drinking Shiner Reg every other day...Never go to bed mad or you will sleep on the couch or worse.if ya gonna start a argument with her, lock all the knives and guns up and them Fing lamps is the ones that will get ya everytime, so I drink and fish, not ready to take a Dirt nap anytime soon...



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