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Ketch's 10 Thoughts From the Weekend (Addressing Tom Herman and Ohio State ...)

Yeah, my friend Kip who was the other UT alum who crashed the tailgate party lives a charmed life and was truly lucky to not be murdered before we got there. On a funny other note, we strolled the campus and the stadium the night before as 3 of us had never been. Well as we're passing the hotel on campus next to the stadium, the OSU team starts trotting out to go through what I assume was their pre-game walk thru. Kip goes to the front of the stairs and starts high fiving the players as they come out until a couple of them notice he's wearing a UT shirt at which point some of the bigger boys start giving him shit. He just yells as he strolls away, "Good luck. You're going to need it. Hook'em!" I swear he must have two guardian angels working overtime.

Angels watch over the foolhardy, I guess.
 
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a. Collateral Vincent made it...not Color of Money Vincent

b. yes, unless "Charlie Work" is a better name...

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Wow, that character was one of the first names I put down. Tells you tough the cutting room floor decisions were.
 
Cliffs needed as I missed what happened.
He said that coaches can't be trusted.

He included Herman in that because he's a liar by definition of his job.

When people started talking about, he came over here to argue for himself.

It didn't go well.
 
Here's my list:

10. Ron Kovic (Born on the Fourth of July)
9. Vincent (Collateral)
8. Joel (Risky Business)
7. Frank T.J. Mackey (Magnolia)
6. Jerry McGuire (Jerry McGuire)
5. Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible)
4. Lt. Daniel Kaffee (A Few Good Men)
3. Charlie Babbitt (Rain Man)
2. Les Grosman (Tropic Thunder)
1. Maverick (Top Gun)

Joel is way too low. Is interesting that ALL those characters besides Tropic Thunder one pre-date Oprah's couch. I also think Nathan Algren (Last Samurai) is a glaring omission.
 
He said that coaches can't be trusted.

He included Herman in that because he's a liar by definition of his job.

When people started talking about, he came over here to argue for himself.

It didn't go well.

Thanks.
 

Let's let what happened over the weekend sink in a little bit.

In the most obvious attempt to change the most important narrative of a story that folks in Columbus desperately want to get away from, Tom Herman's character was forced to withstand an assassination because he allegedly ...

*Wait for it.*

*Wait for it*

... helped a victim of spousal abuse.

That's where we are, folks.

Rather than deal head on with the reality that Urban Meyer is a serial enabler of abusers, which led directly to the situation that exists today with an abuser knowingly protected for years on Meyer’s staff, the good folks of Columbus (and I'm using the word "good" incredibly loosely) seem more concerned with getting down to who might have told on Meyer or had the audacity to help a battered wife and mother.

The highest piece of irony about this pile of disingenuous manure that made its way south this weekend is that this entire situation practically begged for someone ... ANYONE ... to step up emphatically for a woman in need of help. It should have been Meyer, but it wasn't. It should have been leadership in the athletic department, but none existed.

As far as I can tell, Tom and Michelle Herman have been more supporting of Courtney Smith in the last four or five years than anyone at Ohio State has ever been. They befriended her long after Herman stopped working with her incredibly flawed husband.

Let’s be perfectly clear, I don't care if Tom Herman helped Courtney Smith in any way, including supporting her as she made the decision to go public with her situation.

Good.

Where was everyone else in the Ohio State Athletic Department when she needed help?

Let me also be perfectly clear that I don't care who has given Brett McMurphy the goods on the situation. His source matters 1,000 times less than properly addressing the enabling of abuse that Meyer signed off of, which in his own words were motivated by football reasons.

Finding the complete truth is what matters and when people associated with the bad guys start pitching story ideas to news organizations in the hopes of changing the national narrative, it tells you exactly where the truth is likely to take us.

No. 2 - More thoughts on the Ohio State matter ...

... And we wonder why victims of abuse don't step forward on timelines that make everyone else most comfortable ...

Since Smith came forward to speak of the abuse that seems to have been confirmed in multiple capacities, the following has occurred:

a. The predictable character assassinations.
b. Her alleged abuser was given national platforms to spew obvious lies and misrepresentations of the truth.
c. Anyone that has supported her is under attack.
d. Her mother betrayed her.

Folks, if you don't have an appreciation for the stakes involved in these stories, you need to be asking yourself why.

... Whatever Smith did with the money loaned to her by Michelle Herman is none of our business. I don't care if the money was used for legal bills, her cell phone bill or a trip to Europe. It's none of our business. Even if the Hermans did give her money for legal fees, so what?

Let me repeat that last part ... so what?

... Urban Meyer needs to lose his job. There are too many questions he cannot answer with good answers. I have no idea whether the university has the guts to do what is right.

No. 3 - Three things that stand out after a week of camp ...

a. The offense remains a major work in progress. There's hope. There's optimism. There's just very little you can absolutely take to the bank at the moment. On the other side of the ball, there might be some depth issues in the front seven, but I have absolutely zero concerns about Todd Orlando's side of the ball. None.

b. Youth continues to be served. DeMarvion Overshown is already making waves. So is Keaontay Ingram. So is Joseph Ossai. We could end up seeing as many as a dozen true freshman listed on the two-deep at some point this season.

c. It's been a week and I haven't had a single source in the program offer hyperbole on the quarterbacks. There's optimism, but there's also more caution there than any other position, including (weirdly) offensive linemen.

No. 4 - My expectations for the Maryland game ...

I think it's safe to say the Longhorns are taking on a dumpster fire in the season-opener.

With the suspension of head coach D.J. Durkin over the weekend, I have no idea how this will impact the game, but it can't be a good thing for the Terps. When the one word that seems to be associated with a program the most is "toxic," it's hard to know what the hell to expect as it relates to an actual football game.

All I know is Humpty Dumpty is broken and I'm not sure how the pieces can be put together again.

No. 5 - Story-time with Uncle Ketch...
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It's hard not to see the story that is unfolding in Columbus in the last few weeks and not recall that the last time I was in Columbus, my traveling companion was featured on the front page of the daily newspaper for the racial abuse he suffered following the game.

I'll never forget being in the Texas travelling section in the end zone as the final seconds ticked off the clock when a female Ohio State fan turned towards the late Sean Adams and myself, apologetically offering up, "I want to apologize in advance for how you're going to be treated.”

We kind of chuckled at her words, which were followed by a stern reaction.

"I'm very serious," she said. "You're going to need to be careful."

Moments later, we weren't even out of the stadium when women wearing burnt orange were being called the c-word. Furniture would burn in the streets before the night was over.

While we were stuck in the worst post-game traffic you've ever seen, our cab driver turned into an alley, which was clear of traffic for a few blocks. At some point, we got stopped in this alley, which was near an Ohio State fraternity (I believe I have that right). About a half-dozen Ohio State students approached Sean, who was sitting in the front seat of the car, while I was in the back seat with two female friends. The n-word was used and that probably wasn't the most disrespectful thing that was used in the way of verbal communication.

Honestly, I didn't think there was any way that Sean wasn't going to get out of the card and in the moment I was prepared to do whatever needed to be done. If we had been 21 or 23 or 25, we probably would have engaged in a brawl that night, but since we were both hovering around 30, cooler heads prevailed. Sean didn't let pride get him into a 7 on 2 physical confrontation and the damn cab eventually got out of the area.

The stories of what happened that night were so bad that it was being discussed locally in Columbus for days the following week. Our story made the news.

This is what I know of Columbus. I've never had any desire to go back, football games or not. It's the most low-rent town I've visited in nearly a quarter-century of covering college football. Not even Fayetteville comes within a 100-foot pole of it.

Therefore, when a scandal breaks out in Columbus, you're just going to forgive me if my level of expectations for anyone living there to be incredibly low. That place has more than earned its reputation.

No. 6 – Buy or Sell …
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BUY or SELL: @MFarrell participated in the biggest burning of bridges on OB ever yesterday?

(Buy) It reminds me of a scene from The Big Lebowski. Mike wasn't wrong that college coaches as a whole are completely untrustworthy, but his bedside manner and misuse of proper context made any point he was trying to make wide of the mark.

BUY or SELL: With Maryland in chaos and USC starting a true freshman QB, Texas gets through non-conference 3-0 and sets itself up for the breakout we've all been impatiently waiting for?

(Sell) I'm still not ready to give that kind of benefit of the doubt. It has not been earned.

BUY or SELL: Herman may have not been McMurphy’s source, but he encouraged Beck to blow the whistle?

(Sell) I'd guess that Herman has been terrified he'd be linked to this story, thus producing unwanted distractions, which is what coaches hate more than anything.

BUY or SELL: The competition between Sam and Shane is way closer than most fans realize?

(Buy) There could be a new quarterback on the field in the second quarter of the opener if Ehlinger doesn't play well. Of course, if he plays well, this could be his job until 2021. Separation is only truly going to occur in games, not practice.

BUY or SELL: As good as Hager, Nelson and Omenihu seem to be, there will be significant issues in run defense that teams are able to exploit?

(Sell) The run defense will be fine.

BUY or SELL: Kirk Johnson is more likely to rush for 100 yards in a game this year than Urban Meyer is of coaching Ohio State next year?

(Buy) I just want you to know I thought about this long and hard. I just can't believe Meyer keeps his job.

BUY or SELL: Tiger Woods wins a golf tournament before the Longhorns win a football natty?

(Buy) Tiger will win before the end of the decade.

BUY or SELL: Next year, despite our bowl outcome, you will refer to the team by its regular season win/loss record in nearly every podcast and article.

(Sell) Context matters greatly.

BUY or SELL: It is a mistake to allow "fans" to gather and party outside of DKR Texas Memorial Stadium before games if they don't have a ticket to the game?

(Sell) Why did you put "fans" in parenthesis? Isn't someone that would gather and party outside of DKR without a ticket the definition of a fan?

BUY or SELL: @Ketchum makes a minimum of one OB tailgate in 2018?

(Buy) I will make a tailgate this year.

No. 7 - Tweet of the weekend...


For once Tiger Woods wearing red on a Sunday made sense. It was beautiful.

It speaks to the level that Brooks Koepka played in winning that Tiger's -14 performance just wasn't enough to get over the hill.

Man, that was fun. Can we do it again?

No. 8 – Eternal Randomness of the Spotty Sports Mind …

... Brooks Koepka is a mack. He's the best golfer in the world right now. Crazy to think he has the same number of majors wins as Jordan Spieth.

... Chris Warren is tearing it up in Oakland as an undrafted rookie free agent and I have to admit to being shocked by it all. Good for him.

... If Terrance Williams loses a starting job to Michael Gallup and never returns to the starting line-up for the Cowboys, it'll be too soon. Go rookie.

... Paul Pogba is going to have a monster season.

... Sadio Mane >>> Eden Hazard. Still.

No. 9 - The List: Top 10 Tom Cruise performances ...

Is Tom Cruise the most underrated movie star of all-time?

After watching "Mission Impossible: Fallout" earlier this week (solid B), I started kicking around this idea a little. He's not the most accomplished actor of all-time, as he doesn't have a single Oscar. Clearly, he's no Daniel Day-Lewis. However, when you look at is best work, he's got a resume that will stand the time of history.

Here's my list:

10. Ron Kovic (Born on the Fourth of July)
9. Vincent (Collateral)
8. Joel (Risky Business)
7. Frank T.J. Mackey (Magnolia)
6. Jerry McGuire (Jerry McGuire)
5. Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible)
4. Lt. Daniel Kaffee (A Few Good Men)
3. Charlie Babbitt (Rain Man)
2. Les Grosman (Tropic Thunder)
1. Maverick (Top Gun)

No. 10 – And Finally ...

This is the hero that America needs right now.
I have 3 stories from that game up in Columbus Ohio and they are not good.There fans are the worst I have witnessed at a College football game,even worst than the people in Arkansas after the 69 NC game.
 
Wow, that character was one of the first names I put down. Tells you tough the cutting room floor decisions were.

lol, I'm having trouble with a top 20...you don't realize how good his body of work is till you try to cull it down...great bit, hope you do some more of them.
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We probably never want to do home and home series with the Gooners. It would be similar to playing in Columbus.
 
I rarely agree with anything Ketch says outside of football but he was spot on on #5. I was in Columbus that day with a buddy and we got called homosexual more different ways than I thought existed and that was just from the girls. We were lucky to get back to our car alive after the game as we had people in our face the whole way there. We had a cop tell us to get the hell out of there and we say a man in burnt orange that was about 80 getting the business every bit as much as we were. Craziest and most disgusting college football game day experience I have ever experienced or witnessed. Will never root for those assholes ever again and if they get some sort of penalty for all of this I will be 1) shocked and 2) it won't be bad enough!!!
 
Re: Tom Cruise

#9, 10 - Vincent and Ron Kovic are WAY TOO LOW on your list.

He was also very good as Lestat in the Interview With the Vampire. John Anderton as well (Minority Report).

The Firm, Interview With the Vampire, Eyes Wide Shut, Minority Report are underrated films.

Oh, The Last Samurai is also good.

Great call on Lestat. Watched that movie again randomly. Still very good.
 
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Great article - I can't figure out Ohio State. Firing a popular and successful coach like Tressel for what didn't seem to be that serious puzzled me on one end of things. The Meyer situation could be the opposite.

Cruise in Color of Money bears mention as he proved he could share the screen quite effectively with a Hollywood icon.
 
At the time of the 2005 OSU game, I worked with a few guys who were B10 alums...one from Mich, one from Mich St and one from Ohio St. I remember thinking it was weird when they were so surprised I was actually going to the game. The MSU guy was like "no visiting fans ever go to OSU games".

And when I told them I was planning to wear an orange Longhorn shirt to the game, all 3 of them were like "dude, you don't understand, that's crazy". I kept telling them I had been to a bunch of Tx / OU games and wasn't worried at all. Holy crap were they right. 1st event I've ever been in my life where I was scared for my safety. People screaming "F$ck you" and getting in our faces for literally no reason other than us being there.

I would gladly pay for all 3 of my kids to attend OU before I would ever step foot in that sh!thole stadium or be around those sh!thole, meth-head fans ever again. I will always root for Michigan b/c they have to deal with those scumbags as a rival...

Damn, this seems to be the consensus. Yikes.
 
Thank you. Parts 1 and 2 were spot on.

The next wave will be about poor Urban getting caught in the crossfire and how we need to assist him in any way.
 
lol, I'm having trouble with a top 20...you don't realize how good his body of work is till you try to cull it down...great bit, hope you do some more of them.
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This reply made me think of Tom Hanks and his truly diverse and great body of work.
 
Great article - I can't figure out Ohio State. Firing a popular and successful coach like Tressel for what didn't seem to be that serious puzzled me on one end of things. The Meyer situation could be the opposite.

Cruise in Color of Money bears mention as he proved he could share the screen quite effectively with a Hollywood icon.

tOSU players took money from boosters and sold jeresys etc. This issue involved players, not family of coaches, taking illegal benefits. Tressel denied that he knew about the players taking illegal benefits when it became public knowledge. Then e-mails were discovered revealing Tressel was told of the violations well before they became public and before the university administration knew. He covered then up, The e-mails proved that he lied about never knowing. That is about as serious as it gets with the NCAA as it goes into lack of administrative control. Tressel deserved to be fired and to OSU's credit which I reluctantly give as I dislike that program immensely, they did the right thing and fired Tressel. He was a winner so that went against their natural instincts to keep him on. It was definitely serious and a firing offense regardless of what happens with Meyer and how you grade the two.
 
Ohio State and the Big 1G are pretty stout academically, OU is not

Agreed with the B10, did not know that tOSU was held in the same category as UM, NW, Purdue, etc. My Dad played Bball at UM. Probably just his banter about tOSU.
 
I still can't believe my 3 buddies and I didn't get our asses kicked in Columbus. As we were leaving our hotel I distinctly remember getting the finger from a 55-60 year old woman who was wearing a "F Texas and the Steer they rode in on" T-Shirt that they apparently had specially made just for that game. The only fanbase I've ever witnessed that were worse than Pig Suey.

I think Cruise is a nut job but that dude just makes hit blockbuster movies and I can get on board with that. I think it didn't make the list because it's too recent, but what about the role of Barry Seal in American Made? Great freaking movie.
 
I was with a Longhorn group at the game in Columbus, and their fans threw rocks and bricks at our bus at it was leaving. On a positive note my wife and I were invited to a tail gate party of ex OSU players.
 
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