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Ketch's 10 Thoughts From the Weekend (I still can't go higher than 7 wins...)

1) The only team on Texas' schedule that may be better this year than last year is OSU. Most other teams including ND, Cal, OU, TCU, KSU, and Baylor have less talent than last year;
2) Everyone including the Mods agree Texas has much more depth at every position than last year except DL;
3) CS finally has a competent staff that actually seem to get along and have some continuity;
4) The QBs that will play the most during the season have actually taken the most snaps in spring and fall practice unlike the past two seasons;
5) The team speed for this year's team is drastically improved over last year;
6) The team chemistry on this years team is much better than the previous CS Texas teams;
7) The REAL hurry up offense Texas will run this year will be much more explosive than last year's offense;

Taking into account 1-7 means that Texas will win more than 7 games in 2016. This year is the fork in the road for Texas football. Win 8 and Texas will be competing for championships in 2017 and will sign another top 10 recruiting class. Win less than 8 and I think that the coaches and players have underachieved and CS may be in trouble.

I am choosing option A and think Texas will win 8 or more and the program will take off in 2017.
 
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Agree on Will Fuller. He and Braxton Miller look like great picks for the Texans thus far.
 
With two weeks to go until the start of season No. 3 of the Charlie Strong Era in Austin, I still don’t know what to make of the 2016 Longhorns.

I don’t know what to make of the expectations for this group or the schedule that awaits it or the abilities/strengths/weakness of a new set of coaches or whether the old coaches have learned any new tricks.

When I hear folks talking about this team winning nine or 10 games, I typically have the same reaction as Charlie Strong, as I’m kind of taken aback and left doing a double-take to the person bringing it up.

Don’t get me wrong, there are aspects of this year’s team that I really like. As someone that has been covering this program on a professional level every year since 1994, I think the running backs and wide receiver units have as much raw talent as just about any Texas team in the last two decades. When I look at the defensive backs, I see a young group that reminds me of the Michael Huff, Cedric Griffin, Michael Griffin, Tarell Brown and Aaron Ross fivesome that was comprised over the course of the 2001-03 recruiting classes.

I remember having lunch with Cedric Griffin at Bert’s BBQ back in 2002 when he was so excited to be competing for a chance to get on the field that the idea of eventually earning a pension playing in the NFL seemed like a galaxy away. His talent might have oozed all over the field, but there was a learning curve at the high college level that he and his comrades just hadn’t conquered yet. When it happened, the best secondary in the history of the school emerged to help lead the team to a national title, but it took time.

Remember Cedric’s missed/give-up tackle in the Oklahoma game that remained a bit of a scarlet level for him until he blasted the Ohio State tight end in the back of the end zone to save a touchdown and possibly the game in Columbus?

That cringe-inducing play against Oklahoma was part of the learning curve and this 5-7 team from a year ago that is full of precocious talent and lacking of both upper-class leadership and ability must climb that steep learning curve hill.

In doing so, it’s taking on a schedule that features five ranked teams on the just-released AP Top 25 (No. 3, No. 10, No. 13, No. 21 and No. 23) and a couple other games that loom a little more dangerous than Ames did at this time a year ago. Texas has a quarterback situation that remains unproven and somewhat unsettled and lines on both sides of the ball that possess question marks (plural, not singular).

For pretty much the last nine months, I’ve straddled the 7.5 over/under for wins, sometimes leaning towards eight, but more times than not going the other way. At this exact moment, I just don’t know.

That’s not me being wishy-washy, it’s me keeping it real. Yes, the program is dripping wet with young talent, but as I’ve been saying for all of 2016, I believe 2017 is the season when this program takes the first really big step under Charlie Strong.

That’s not me kicking the can down the road, it’s me being realistic. The quarterback situation should be significantly more stable with Shane Buechele entering his sophomore season, the lines on both sides of the ball should be better and the new coaches will be in year two. Hell, by the end of the year, this outfit might be hell to handle for anyone on the schedule in November and December.

At this very moment, I’m sticking with seven wins. If I knew the quarterback position would be a true plus, I’d definitely be on the other side of the 7.5 wins fence, but we don’t know a damn thing other than to believe it’s a true-plus requires a closed-eyes leap of faith and my eyes remain open.

No. 2– Notre Dame taking Texas from granted?

While you were probably sleeping on Friday night, seven-percent of the Notre Dame scholarship football roster was arrested in two separate incidents.

Seven percent.

Even the early years of the Kevin Sumlin Era in College Station blush at the number.

Suddenly, senior starting safety Max Redfield is gone from the program, while starting senior cornerback Devin Butler is indefinitely suspended and almost certain to miss the opener in Austin. For a team ranked No. 10 in the nation, this is a huge deal from a talent standpoint and if the Longhorns attempt to attack the Irish through the air, they're going to likely find far more inviting results than I’d have projected a mere three days ago.

In addition to the talent loss, I think it’s fair to ask if the Irish are taking a team they throttled a year ago lightly?

When a team has six players arrested in a single night two weeks away from its opening game, its collective attention span would appear to be pretty far from football. Hell, I’d bet a hundred dollars giving odds that the last thing Brian Kelly told his team that day was to stay out of trouble and not lose sight of what is in front of it.

For months, I’ve thought that the game against the Irish represents the easiest of the three game stretch that also includes both Oklahoma schools in the first five games on the schedule. More than ever, this thought would appear to be true. It’s likely to be a little warm in Austin two Sundays from now and Charlie Strong’s team has the Eye of the Tiger look more so than the boys from South Bend.

Yes, the Irish will have potentially a big advantage at quarterback, but this is a game ripe for the taking if the Longhorns can take it.

No. 3– Speaking of the weather for September 4th...

According to Accuweather.com, the high on September 4 is expected to be 91 degrees (with a heat index of 100 degrees), with a low of 69 degrees and winds that could top out at 15-18 mph.

For those wondering, that's about three degrees lower than the norm in Austin on that date, although back in 2000 there was a high of 108.

Five days later, the Longhorns opened the season against La-Lafayette with the temps hovering around 97 degrees.

For those of you going to the game, would you take one for the team and allow for it to be nearly 97 degrees if you knew that it would have an impact on the Irish over the course of four quarters or would you take your chances with a nice night and some wind to boot?

No. 4 – ICYMI ...

Here’s a look at all of the Orangebloods football content from the last week in the event you missed anything from the last week.

Monday, August 8th (Day 9)

Updated Depth Chart Projections

Erick Fowler is officially in
Insider Nugget’s From Monday’s Practice

Tuesday, August 9th (Day 10)

Highlights from Texas kicker Trent Domingue's media availability

Wednesday, August 10th (Day 11)

War Room: Another OL injury

War Room: Quick note about the battle between Tyrone Swoopes and Shane Buechele
Pros and Cons of the Quarterback candidates

Thursday, August 11th (Day 12)

Insider Nuggets from Thursday’s Practice
Thursday's Weekly War Room
War Room Nugget
Orangebloods Chat

Friday, August 12th (Day 13)

War Room Extra: Two players who have stood out during fall practice


Saturday, August 13th (Day 14)

Scrimmage Notes

Charlie Strong knows who the starter at quarterback will be, he’s just not telling
Erick Fowler at Inside Linebacker?

Sunday, August 14th (Day 15)

Anwar's Sunday Pulpit

No. 5– Scattershooting on the Longhorns ...

… A high-level source that would know a thing or two about the athletic department’s thinking of Charlie Strong’s job status beyond 2016 mentioned to me last week that eight wins is the number Strong should be aiming for. That’s not to say he would be out with a 7-5 record, but 8-4 would make everyone feel much better than 7-5.

… Game installation begins this week, which means that the time to win a job from an established starter is probably over, at least going into the opener?

… Prediction: If he stays healthy, D’Onte Foreman will rush for more 500 more yards this season than Chris Warren.

... Jerrod Heard saved his Texas career because he had the guts to walk up to Charlie Strong and lobby for a position change that the coaches were a little leery. Better to speak your mind and leave no regrets than to be silent and live with regret forever. I'm really rooting for Heard this season.

... Anyone else notice that Charlie Strong seems high on his veteran defensive tackles, but hasn't so much as said a word about any of his pass rushers for the most part? It's a problem in my eyes of Chris Nelson is getting more camp love than Bryce Cottrell, Naashon Hughes or just about anyone else playing defensive tackle.

... Prediction: Brandon Jones will be playing a lot at safety by October 1st.

No. 6 – Buy or sell …

BUY or SELL: Texas is ranked in the top 15 in 2017 preseason polls?

(Buy) With almost 60 sophomores and freshmen on the way to being almost 60 juniors and sophomores in a year from now, I expect the 2017 Longhorns to be a trendy pre-season team.

BUY or SELL: Tyrone Swoopes takes more snaps at QB week 1 than Shane Buechele does?

(Buy) It might be close, but I think he’ll bag enough plays in the first half to give him a chance to take a lead that won’t be caught.

BUY or SELL: Tyrone Swoopes finishes the game against ND?

(Sell) Swoopes is going to have to earn my trust and it can’t be earned ahead of this game.

BUY or SELL: The real reason for the 180 on the QB reports from various sources is because Strong is about to play it conservative instead of going with the QB that has actually been performing better?

(Sell) I buy the part about Strong going into this game on the conservative note, but I don’t believe either quarterback has played well enough to suggest Strong would be ignoring his best player in the name of conservativeness. I think if you’re quarterback play is mostly middling, you’d probably lean towards conservativeness as well.

BUY or SELL: No matter who starts, OB mods will say they were right. If Shane starts, 'we told y'all he should, he's the better option.' If Swoopes starts, 'we told y'all, he is battle tested and he ran away with it.' Well played OB, well played.

(Sell) Not a single OB mod has suggested that Tyrone Swoopes should start because he’s the better option. It’s unanimous among the entire Orangebloods staff that the Longhorns should go with Shane Buechele. Personally, I don’t believe either option stands out from the other, which means you either lean towards the older guy because he does have experience or you lean to the younger guy because he doesn’t have this older guy’s experience. But, these are all opinions. What isn’t our staff’s opinion is the reporting we’ve done, which has high-level sources reporting that Strong is leaning towards starting Swoopes. The only thing that anyone will remember is whether our reporting is right. Rarely is there a scoreboard kept on opinions.

BUY or SELL: Malik leads the nation in sacks this season? A Longhorn will be in the Heisman race by the end of the season? Jerrod Heard is the shocking star of the Notre Dame game with 150 + yards receiving and 2 touchdowns?

(Sell, sell and sell) Are you people taking crazy pills?

BUY or SELL: Kirk Johnson gets the change of pace back job?

(Buy) If he stays healthy, he’s going to have a big role this season on offense.

BUY or SELL: One of the top 5 things Mack Brown did post 2009 was burn Tyrone Swoopes redshirt on a late lightning delayed night in Fort Worth, so we don't have to hear about BS reports on how great Swoopes is in practice after this year?

(Sell) That’s hard-core, man. Let me also add that no one has ever reported that Swoopes has been great in practice over the last three years, just that he’s been better than his competition in a lot of instances. This idea that people are saying he’s been great (even our sources saying he will start) have never used that word) is reaching urban legend status. Therefore, I’d say you really haven’t received any BS reports, you’re just frustrated because no one else has been great and taken the damn job from him.

BUY or SELL: The Texas offensive line is now established enough where we can win games because of them, not in spite of them?

(Sell): We don’t know that this group is ready to be the reason Texas wins games. Not. At. All.

BUY or SELL: Dak Prescott will start at least 3 games for the Cowboys this season?

(Buy) There’s no way Tony Romo stay healthy for 13+ games this season.

No. 7 – Golden Era of Longhorns …

If the University of Texas happened to be its own nation, its 10 gold medals in the 2016 Summer Olympics would have ranked seventh, two behind Japan, the same number as France and two more than Italy, Australia and The Netherlands.

Other than the 11 gold medals won by Longhorns in the 2004 games in Athens, the school has never produced a better group of Olympians.

From Michelle Carter to Kevin Durant to Joseph Schooling to Ryan Crouser and everyone in between, it was hard not to notice a Longhorn doing something special in Brazil. Hell, there was even a burnt orange tint to the massive Lochte-Gate scandal that dominated the last week of discussion. It wasn’t a Sooner that paid that $10,800 fine, it was a Longhorn.

What starts here, changes the world, indeed.

No. 8 – Watch out Carmelo, KD is coming for your record …

Say what you want about Kevin Durant’s decision to sign with Golden State, but it seemed pretty clear to these eyes that he was the definitive star on this year’s 2016 men’s Olympic basketball team and when the stakes were the highest, he was at his best.

For the second straight Olympics, Durant scored 30 points in the gold medal game and led his country to the top medal stand to hear his nation’s anthem. Assuming that his health holds, he’s probably six quarters away from taking over Carmelo Anthony’s record for most career Olympics points by an American and by the time the 2020 Games are complete, he might leave that record in a place that will be very difficult to touch.

With two golds and numbers galore, all that remains for him to win is an NBA Championship and his Hall of Fame resume will be complete.

No. 9 – Eternal Randomness of the Spotty Sports Mind …

.... Randomness from Rio:

a. Man, I’m going to miss Usain Bolt if he’s not back on a track in 2020. There’s just never been anyone quite like him.

b. I dig the Mongolian wrestling coaches.

c. America pretty much boat-raced the rest of the world in the overall medal count, including a 46-19 gold medal edge and a 121-56 overall medal edge vs. Russia. You’re damn right, I still count those. Take that, Putin.

d. The ratings might have been down this year, but this was a pretty spectacular Olympics with a ton of all-time greatness up and down the participant list. I give the last two weeks a full five stars.

e. The men’s volleyball team halfway made up for its collapse in the semifinals with its comeback win over Russia for the bronze. Take that, Putin.

f. My favorite thing about Clarrisa Shields isn’t her back to back gold medals, it’s the fact that she views herself as one of the greatest boxers of all-time. You go, girl.

… Conor McGregor’s legend grew a little bit on Saturday night, but so did Nate Diaz. Give is Part III of this maniacal feud and give it to us before the end of the year.

… I never thought we’d see Cormier/Rumble II before we’d see Cormier/Bones II.

… Ok, I’m ready to break out the anointing oil for Dak Prescott.

… The Texans got themselves a player in Will Fuller.

… If Malcolm Brown doesn’t win a job in Los Angeles, he’ll have a job somewhere. He’s a better pro right now than he ever was a college player.

… Come on, Liverpool. Be better.

... Everyone in the MLS needs to watch the hell out for the Sounders. That's a team that is surging.

No. 10 - And finally …

I found myself watching Good Morning, Vietnam on Sunday while writing this column and it remains one of the best underrated movies of all-time in my mind.

Not only is Robin Williams at the top of his comedic game, but the movie has so much heart to it. The scene where he’s on the verge of quitting, but runs into dozens of U.S. troops on their way to a very dangerous place gets me every time.

It’s hard to say that the Oscars got it wrong by giving Michael Douglas the Oscar for Best Actor because his role in Wall Street became one of the true iconic roles of the decade, but scene for scene, Williams was right there with him at the very least.

Oh, and the soundtrack is a top-fiver.


The Olympics is not going to be around on national broadcast tv much past the next few unless they find a better way to broadcast live and with better announcers. Ratings have been dropping like a rock the last 3 olympics and considering all the hoopla around the swimmers, gymnasts and Bolt, you have enough star power here but did not come thru once again with ratings. Its a losing bet for NBC.

I second the Robin Williams. Really miss him being around as he is one of my favorite all time stars. Was just today watching Birdcage with my family. He is one of a kind. I showed them some clips from Carson and Jonathan Winters. They loved it.

I think we are holding the Horns up against too much scrutiny this season. We have had a very healthy and positive spring and summer. We have solid athletes and coaches. Instead most of what we talk about is the QB drama and what CS has to do to keep his job. I for one find this similar to news reporters fixation on Trump only wanting to talk about headlines to get eyeballs. I think we really need to reflect on the fact that we got out of the Mack Brown era wounded and CS has brought us back to a solid footing with recruiting and hard work. I cannot ask for more than what I have seen and heard about this year so far.
 
Ha - caught part of Good Morning Vietnam today and had the exact same thought. We may never see Robin Williams' like again.
 
I usually look forward to Olympic boxing. I remember the days of sugar ray, howard davis, etc. I think it was 1976. That was a legendary year.

This year I saw two bouts. One non-descript, non-finals bout featuring two eastern Europeans and one women's match.

I never heard anything about the men's team or who they were. The results i've been able to find on the net don't tell me much except the USA didn't figure into the medal rounds much.

I did hear a little about C. Shields, but that's it.

Damned shame. Highly disappointed.
 
I usually look forward to Olympic boxing. I remember the days of sugar ray, howard davis, etc. I think it was 1976. That was a legendary year.

This year I saw two bouts. One non-descript, non-finals bout featuring two eastern Europeans and one women's match.

I never heard anything about the men's team or who they were. The results i've been able to find on the net don't tell me much except the USA didn't figure into the medal rounds much.

I did hear a little about C. Shields, but that's it.

Damned shame. Highly disappointed.
Agreed. Boxing went from being on a higher level than gymnastics to literal chirping silence.
 
Good stuff Ketch. I swear, some people on this board can't distinguish between source and mod. In my opinion Swoopes is a practice player and not a game player and in the long run if Texas is going to establish some kind of consistency they will have to go with SB at QB. Texas has the makings of a good football team and all they need is some games under their belt to learn how to play together. Once these guys know each other in a game situation look out.
 
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Great write up but the fact that we're laughing at the prospect of winning 9 games in year 3 of a rebuild is pretty pathetic. Especially when held up against what Michigan and Ohio State have been up to.
 
This roster has too much talent to only win 7. That would prob have strong sweating a decision to return.

8-9 wins.

Charlie has recruited his ass off and has a chance to set up 2017 as top 10-15 preseason ranked and conference title run
 
OK, the "smart money" seems to be on board with the "under" at 7 wins. So based on that perspective, which 5 games does Texas lose? When I look at the schedule, I don't see one team that is potentially better than they were last year. ND lost 80% of their WR production from 2015, and a game changer in Fuller. Now, with the loss of several defensive starters, and one WR who was a potential contributor, they look even more vulnerable. I still see ND as the best team on the schedule because, on paper, they are still more talented than Texas, and they have two good QBs. IMO , the outcome of that game will depend on who wants it more. I assume the 5 loss bettors have this game as one of the losses, so what are the other 4?
 
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Agree on the Olympics, it was a complete afterthought until they actually started, then I pretty much watched every night and most of the weekend. Good stuff!

I cannot wait until the season starts. The vaginitis that has taken over our fan base is embarrassing. Handwringing the likes of which I've never seen before a single snap of the football. Sad, sad state of affairs.

If history has taught us anything, and for most on this board it apparently hasn't, there will be maybe 2-4 teams that are truly special and on a different plane. Maybe one of those, OU will be on our schedule this year, maybe. The rest will be also rans and there is no reason Texas can't win those games. We'll find out soon enough.
 
… Prediction: If he stays healthy, D’Onte Foreman will rush for more 500 more yards this season than Chris Warren.

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Personally I hope it's 1501 to 1001 (2 thousand yarders wouldn't shock me) but curious as to why you think this/make this prediction?

Difference in carries or performance?

Other factor?
 
No. 10 - And finally …

I found myself watching Good Morning, Vietnam on Sunday while writing this column and it remains one of the best underrated movies of all-time in my mind.

Not only is Robin Williams at the top of his comedic game, but the movie has so much heart to it. The scene where he’s on the verge of quitting, but runs into dozens of U.S. troops on their way to a very dangerous place gets me every time.

It’s hard to say that the Oscars got it wrong by giving Michael Douglas the Oscar for Best Actor because his role in Wall Street became one of the true iconic roles of the decade, but scene for scene, Williams was right there with him at the very least.

Oh, and the soundtrack is a top-fiver.
I am tailgating all day and will be at the game, give me a September heat wave with 97-100 degrees and even some high humidity. I will definitely suffer for the team, ND would wilt by the end of the 3rd.

Man I miss Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam is just one of his many great roles. Very thankful I got to see him do a live show, freaking hilarious. I always picture being a teacher and having him in class, had to be one of the hardest things ever to try to keep your composure and stay on point.
 
What I can't understand if Swoopes in taking majority of the snaps that would mean he must be moving the chains and doing a pretty good job. Why on earth would he come out the game and stop his momentum? My thought my thought is with short leash there is 2 ways this goes. Swoopes either folds like everyone thinks he is and he comes out after the 2nd drive or he comes out firing and does not come out at all.
 
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Anyone going to the Westlake vs Katy game this Friday? I'll be there. Tickets go on sale 8:00am
 
Agree on 7. Also believe that means we will have a new HC

Total ignorance. Ketch lays out 7 wins because of so much youth, yet if we hit that mark, Strong should be fired? Regardless of what happens this year, in 2017 the Horns will be highly ranked for a reason.
 
It's hard to see more than 7 wins with our QBs and reports that our o-line is really struggling, and it should get Charlie fired, but I don't believe for a second that Gilbert came here without assurances Charlie would be safe. Everyone needs to get comfortable with the fact that no matter what, he'll be back.
 
I'm scared about our season prospects as so many people are drunk on the orange koolaid! Unproven Qb and dline situation along with a young offensive line so I'm not so quick to anoint us a 9 or 10 win team?
 
Personally I hope it's 1501 to 1001 (2 thousand yarders wouldn't shock me) but curious as to why you think this/make this prediction?

Difference in carries or performance?

Other factor?
Not Ketch, but while I'd have considered those two a near coin flip in July,

A) Foreman went from a reported 250 to what looks like 238 and has shown plenty of zip in the odd practice clip
B) Warren's reported 260+ may be accurate and it's not bad weight but it's putting you in uncharted territory when it comes to pure mass on a guy logging 150+carries
C) Warren already has a nagging hammy and those have a nasty tendency to recur in-season, even in the League with the world's best S&C and guys with "normal" running back bodies (not denigrating Moorer et al with that comment, just saying that outside of Stanford NFL teams are unlikely to be trumped in football sports medicine science and approaches).

Warren can be a pure monster when healthy, but he probably needs to be going pure Herschel Walker with push-ups, sit-ups, yoga and no more traditional strength training. Physics and precedent are working hard against him when it comes to a lengthy high-touch career as a RB. Doesn't mean it's impossible, but wagering on better health and more touches for Foreman feels like a smart-money bet.
 
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I'll assume Ketch is somewhat optimistic about the team he has covered for almost two decades. Ketch thinks 7 wins, then I have to assume with the rose colored glasses removed, this is a 4 to 6 win team.
I really hope Ketch is sandbagging.
 
It's hard to see more than 7 wins with our QBs and reports that our o-line is really struggling, and it should get Charlie fired, but I don't believe for a second that Gilbert came here without assurances Charlie would be safe. Everyone needs to get comfortable with the fact that no matter what, he'll be back.

What report showed our Oline "really struggling"? Did I miss something
 
I don't know if I thought TS was a great practice player, I just don't know if I recall a player more frustratingly acceptable in practice with a wider gap in performance from practice to game.

To be clear, when I posted the buy/sell question, this is what I meant. He's so bad in games, he HAS to be good enough in practice to continually get the chances he has.

Also, when I said "BS reports", I wasn't referring to OB reporting what they hear, but am referring to their sources that must be high.
 
8 wins got Mack fired.

SMH. No. He was fired because of the direction he allowed the program to go. He detached himself instead of continuing to lead. Maybe he got lazy and/or figured he deserved to coast until he decided to retire? But we were headed for 5-7, 6-6, and 7-5 seasons for the rest of his career, IMO. It takes years to turn a big ship around and that's what you are seeing now. 2017 will be a much better year, I think a conference championship year, but we'll have to be patient. I also think we will be in the playoffs in 2018.
 
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