10-4 the season would not suck. But a Big 12 championship over a new years six bowl if I had to choose.
Ketch's 10 Thoughts From The Weekend (I'm still sitting at 9-3)
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Yes, but compared to the other teams in the conference. I wouldn't trade this teams roster for any other team. This was the first time the media picked Texas to win the Big 12 since 2009. We all know what happened in 2009. LFG. Hook'Em
Love the CCR, sir!
I'm still at 9-3.
Through all of the off-season Kool-Aid pouring, the constant reminders of Quinn Ewers' alleged transformation and national press hype, I'm exactly where I stood about seven months ago.
9-3.
Don't get me wrong, the excitement around what is possible with the 2023 Longhorns is rich enough that it can be tasted. The talent the Longhorns possess at the wide receiver position is the stuff of must-see TV. Hell, I'm the one that just two weeks ago told you that the Longhorns have the fifth-most super blue-chip talent on their roster in the entire country.
Still, I'm sitting at 9-3, which will likely see the Longhorns playing in the Big 12 Championship Game, but still ... 9-3.
I can hear some of you right now asking, "Where are the three losses coming from? The Longhorns will be favored in every game, but one, so how have you come up with three?"
To that specific inquiry, I suppose I would break it down like this.
a. The Alabama game.
b. A road conference game.
c. A game that they absolutely should not lose.
You'll have to forgive me if I don't give this program the full benefit of the doubt when it goes on the road (3-6 record on the road under Steve Sarkisian) or in its ability to handle every piece of business that it should take care.
Believe me when I tell you that I dearly want to be wrong. Oh man, what I wouldn't give for a season of burnt orange bliss. Do you know how good business gets when the Longhorns win? Here's hoping every word of this gets re-litigated at my expense in late November.
For now, take comfort in the fact that a 9-3 regular season would mean the following:
a. Continued progress from 2021 and 2022.
b. The most wins in the regular season in Sarkisian's entire head coaching career (three times Sark has won eight games in the regular season).
c. A likely place in the Big 12 Championship game.
What happens in the Big 12 Championship game?
Ask me that when we're a week from the first game. I'm still not quite into giving that much unearned benefit of the doubt.
No. 2 - The Dirty Dozen Most Important Longhorns ...
This isn't a list of the best players on the Texas roster. Instead, it's a glance at the 12 most important Longhorns football players going into the season.
These are the players that will most determine what happens this season.
12. Senior linebacker David Gbenda
You're often only as strong as your weakest starter and with all due respect to Gbenda, he's gone from barely getting on the field in 2022 to being the guy who likely replaces DeMarvion Overshown. I still don't have any idea of the expectations any of us should have at the linebacker position outside of Jaylan Ford.
11. Freshman linebacker Anthony Hill
I just have a sneaky feeling that Hill might not be a starter this season, but he might still emerge as one of the biggest playmakers on this unit as a pass rusher/big-play specialist.
10. Junior kicker Bert Auburn
With all the coin-flip games the Longhorns could find themselves in this year after playing in roughly six of them a year ago, it stands to reason that at some point this team will need Auburn to make a kick or two that will determine whether victory or defeat has occurred.
9. Senior defensive back Jahdae Barron
Someone needs to be a playmaker in the secondary. It's time to be that guy, Mr. Barron.
8. Junior wide receiver A.D. Mitchell
A year ago, the outside receiver opposite Xavier Worthy was a black hole that often swallowed up the Texas passing game. This year it is led by a future NFL player that has two national championship game touchdowns on his resume.
7. Redshirt freshman quarterback Maalik Murphy
The last 10 years have told us that needing the backup quarterback to play a game or two is more likely than not going into the season.
6. Xavier Worthy
It's kind of crazy that arguably the best player on the team doesn't crack the top five, but it all comes down to positional scarcity. There are other very, very talented players in the wide receiver room that can step up if Worthy is missing. That's not the case elsewhere on the roster.
5. Ja'Tavion Sanders
The tight end position mostly exists as a position of importance because of Sanders. If he's out of the line-up, the position is mostly out of the line-up.
4. Barryn Sorrell
I literally don't know what this team will do at defensive end if Sorrell is forced to miss any game action.
3. Jaylan Ford
The only certified playmaker on the entire Texas defense. He's worth his weight in gold going into the season.
2. Kelvin Banks
He's not just a unicorn that can't be replaced, but he's a magical unicorn that can't be replaced.
1. Quinn Ewers
The guy that decides whether this team wins a title or not. It honestly is as simple as that.
No. 3 - Until I'm told otherwise ...
Everyone should probably just chill about the recruitment of 2024 super blue chips Colin Simmons, Kobe Black and Brandon Baker.
I don't get the sense that anyone is overly concerned with anything that happened this weekend with regard to Simmons. If he's likely to commit on August 1 to anyone, it'll almost certainly be the Longhorns,
That being said, these recruitments are going to be hard core, hand-to-hand combats all the way through December, whether they commit in August or not.
Nothing has changed in that regard. If that's too much to stomach, maybe just stick to non-recruiting discussions for the next few months. None of this is for the timid.
No. 4 - Classroom time ... defensive tackles ...
Everyone wants to know why Texas doesn't have any 5-star level defensive tackles on its roster and one of the reasons why is that the state of Texas isn't producing many.
Since the 2017 recruiting class, the state of Texas has produced only one super blue chip defensive tackle prospect (2023's David Hicks Jr.). That's one in the last seven recruiting cycles.
The truth of the matter is that when Halley's Comet does come around and the state produces an elite interior defensive lineman, they usually become first-round picks. They just don't happen often.
Here's the historical breakdown.
Let's look at the five-stars.
2002 - Rod Wright (Texas)
2004 - Frank Okam (Texas)
2005 - Demarcus Granger (Oklahoma)
2012 - Mario Edwards (Florida State)
2012 - Malcom Brown (Texas)
2013 - A'Shawn Robinson (Alabama)
2016 - Ed Oliver (Houston)
2017 - Marvin Wilson (Florida State)
Breakdown
* 75% were drafted by NFL teams and 87.5% played in the NFL
* The only player that didn't play in the NFL (Granger) was on his way to having that type of career before injuries and off-field issues seemed to cause it to stall out.
* Three of the last five five-star defensive tackles since 2005 have been selected in the first round of the NFL Draft and another (Edwards) was selected in the second round.
Now let's look at the high four stars:
2005 - Roy Miller (Texas)
2007 - Andre Jones (Texas)
2008 - Jarvis Humphrey (Texas)
2009 - Jamarkus McFarland (Oklahoma)
2009 - Calvin Howell (Texas)
2015 - Daylon Mack (Texas A&M)
Breakdown
* 33.0% were drafted by NFL teams and played in the NFL.
Mid Four Stars
2008 - Chancey Aghayere (LSU)
2010 - Ashton Dorsey (Texas)
2010 - Taylor Bible (Texas)
2013 - Justin Manning (Texas A&M)
2013 - Isaiah Golden (Texas A&M)
2013 - Kerrick Huggins (Oklahoma)
2014 - Deshawn Washington (Texas A&M)
2015 - Darrian Daniels (Oklahoma State)
2018 - Keondre Coburn (Texas)
2018 - Calvin Avery (Illinois)
Breakdown
* 10.0% were drafted by NFL teams and played in the NFL.
* Active college players: 2020's Vernon Broughton (Texas) and 2022's Jaray Bledsoe (Texas)
Low Four Stars
2004 - Walter Thomas (Oklahoma State)
2005 - Vince Oghobaase (Duke)
2005 - Vincent Williams (Texas A&M)
2006 - Brandon Antwine (Florida)
2008 - Rod Davis (Texas A&M)
2008 - Kheeston Randall (Texas)
2010 - Eric Humphrey (Oklahoma)
2011 - Marquis Anderson (Oklahoma)
2011 - Jordan Wade - (Oklahoma)
2011 - Desmond Jackson (Texas)
2011 - Quincy Russell (Texas)
2012 - Paul Boyette (Texas)
2013 - Andrew Billings (Baylor)
2013 - Hardreck Walker (Texas A&M)
2014 - Zaycoven Henderson (Texas A&M)
2016 - Chris Daniels (Texas)
2016 - Kendall Jones (Alabama)
Breakdown
* 11.8% were drafted by NFL teams and played in the NFL.
* Active college players: 2019's Joshua Ellison (Texas A&M/Memphis), 2021's Marcus Burris (Texas A&M), Jadon Scarlett (Texas A&M) and 2023's Markis Deal (TCU)
No. 5 - Breaking the Bank ...
The bidding is over and it's official ... the 1/1 Autographed Black Prism card of Arch Manning is the most expensive Texas Longhorns football card of all-time ...
By a country mile.
The final price: $102,500 (not including taxes).
It's the most ever for a Panini auction card.
No. 6 - Speaking of NIL Deals ...
I know life is good if you're a starter on the Texas football team, but I didn't know it was quite this good.
No. 7 - Story-time with Uncle Ketch ....
The news this week that former Texas great Sergio Kindle was returning to Woodrow Wilson HS as an assistant football coach/teacher took me down memory lane.
The story of how Kindle was discovered on the recruiting scene goes like this ...
In the spring of 2003, Bobby Burton and I were sitting in his home watching dozens of random high school games from the state of Texas when we came across a game involving Kindle. As we looked through our notes, we couldn't find a junior on Wilson's roster that matched Kindle's physical profile.
Kindle was without a doubt the best player/prospect that we had watched in two days of watching film and we were terrified that he had somehow graduated as a senior without anyone knowing who he was.
So, I immediately called Kindle's coach Bobby Estes to find out who the hell this kid was.
"That's my freshman," Estes told us with a laugh.
He wasn't a departed senior. Or a junior. This freak was 14 years old and playing like an 18-year-old destined for the NFL.
A five-star prospect was born that day. We didn't need to see anything else. That kind of game film doesn't lie.
No. 8 – BUY or SELL …
(Buy) First.
(Sell) Crème Brûlée French Toast
(Sell) I can do without the prime rib.
(Buy) Yes, it absolutely looks very possible.
(Buy) Like I said, until I hear otherwise, I've got Texas closing with 3 five-stars, which would be an indication of positive momentum.
(Sell) I don't know how confident I am about any of it if I'm being honest with you. Gun to my head ... I suppose I would buy on Ewers improving his deep ball connections.
(Buy) I think it's happening and he'll be involved with game planning.
(Sell) My contacts aren't quite as high on Wingo to Texas as the other two.
(Sell) Nah, I don't think he's worth a win in this new role.
(Buy) I'll have a heaping serving of all that.
(Sell) Playoffs?
(Buy) Yes, there's definitely a piece.
(Buy) Yes, there will be prospects from the 2025 class that end up committing in time that were on hand this weekend.
(Sell) It hasn't changed at all.
No. 9 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...
... I still can't believe Jim Harbaugh let a four-year-old cater a recruiting event.
... The Texas Rangers are going for it ... I like it.
... I'm sitting 12th in my fantasy football Draft. No Bijan for me.
... It feels like I might have a Jonathan Taylor decision to make with that 12th pick.
... Bud Crawford doing the thing that Floyd Mayweather Jr. could never do ... finish the show with a complete dismantling of a world-class opponent. It was dominant. It was emphatic. It was historically memorable.
... Hey, at least if you're Errol Spence, you didn't get kicked in the face.
... Yes, I did get up at 4 a.m. on Sunday morning to watch Liverpool in a pre-season affair in Singapore.
... No, I will not be getting up at 2:00 a.m. on Tuesday for the next USA women's game in the world cup, but I'll probably set the DVR.
... Smack-talking Manchester United fans crack me up. Part of the cool thing about being a Premier League fan for the last decade is that I've never seen that club win the league or win in Europe. As a Cowboys fan in the NFL, I've had my fill of smack talk related to stuff that isn't recent history. I guess United fans aren't there yet.
... Barbie and Oppenheimer are still kicking ass.
... Who pays money to go to a concert, only to get thrown out for throwing a drink on stage at the performer you paid to see?
... Mess with the bull, you get the horns ...
No. 10 - The List: CCR ...
More than a decade has passed since I dropped my first Creedence Clearwater Revival List. In fact, so much time has passed that I can't even find an old copy of the list that I did back in 2012.
Therefore, it seemed like a perfect time to update things.
I'm sure there will be no disagreement.
Honorable Mention: Long As I Can See The Light, Green River, Down on the Corner, Cotton Fields, Up Around the Bend, Lodi and Run Through the Jungle
10. I Heard It Through The Grapevine
I love this song. I love this band. It has to be in my top 10.
9. Tombstone Shadow
It's just a bad ass jam. It's like a tornado of Southern Rock.
8. Suzie Q
I feel like this song played in my house every weekend when I was a kid in the early 80s.
7. I Put a Spell On You
A personal favorite of mine. It's one of the greatest songs of all time and CCR turns it into a flaming ball of fire.
6. Born on the Bayou
According to Wikipedia, Ultimate Classic Rock critic Cliff M. Junior rated "Born on the Bayou" as Creedence Clearwater Revival's 2nd greatest song, saying that "John Fogerty doesn’t just sing this ominous ode to the New Orleans area — he howls it."
5. Midnight Special
This song has been a favorite of mine since I heard it on Twilight Zone: The Movie.
4. Bad Moon Rising
Per Wikipedia, "it is one of five songs by the band that peaked at the No. 2 spot on the U.S. Billboard chart and didn't get to No. 1. It was blocked by 'Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet by Henry Mancini."
3. Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
Fogerty singing "I wanna know. Have you ever seen the rain" is one of my rock song lyrics of all-time.
2. Fortunate Son
Rolling Stone named this as the 99th best song of all-time in 2013.
1. Proud Mary
I know that Tina Turner slays this song, but this is THE CCR song for all-time.
Our talent level is better than 9-3, but I have to agree that Sark is likely to lose a game that we should win by going brain dead in the second half. The OSU game from last year is the prime example. He called 59 pass plays in very windy conditions while watching Quinn struggle and with Bijan and Rojo available, but too little used. He simply has to get better or allow someone else to call plays after those initially scripted.
Fair points. Respect to X indeed.
I still believe, however, that AD will prove to be the MVP from the WR room this season. There’s just something about having been there, and having done that. If it’s all on the line, I think I already know whose # gets called.
I think your assessment of the team based on history is very fair. If I had to bet on losses, I’d probably pick the same. Here’s hoping we are both wrong.
I'm still at 9-3.
Through all of the off-season Kool-Aid pouring, the constant reminders of Quinn Ewers' alleged transformation and national press hype, I'm exactly where I stood about seven months ago.
9-3.
Don't get me wrong, the excitement around what is possible with the 2023 Longhorns is rich enough that it can be tasted. The talent the Longhorns possess at the wide receiver position is the stuff of must-see TV. Hell, I'm the one that just two weeks ago told you that the Longhorns have the fifth-most super blue-chip talent on their roster in the entire country.
Still, I'm sitting at 9-3, which will likely see the Longhorns playing in the Big 12 Championship Game, but still ... 9-3.
I can hear some of you right now asking, "Where are the three losses coming from? The Longhorns will be favored in every game, but one, so how have you come up with three?"
To that specific inquiry, I suppose I would break it down like this.
a. The Alabama game.
b. A road conference game.
c. A game that they absolutely should not lose.
You'll have to forgive me if I don't give this program the full benefit of the doubt when it goes on the road (3-6 record on the road under Steve Sarkisian) or in its ability to handle every piece of business that it should take care.
Believe me when I tell you that I dearly want to be wrong. Oh man, what I wouldn't give for a season of burnt orange bliss. Do you know how good business gets when the Longhorns win? Here's hoping every word of this gets re-litigated at my expense in late November.
For now, take comfort in the fact that a 9-3 regular season would mean the following:
a. Continued progress from 2021 and 2022.
b. The most wins in the regular season in Sarkisian's entire head coaching career (three times Sark has won eight games in the regular season).
c. A likely place in the Big 12 Championship game.
What happens in the Big 12 Championship game?
Ask me that when we're a week from the first game. I'm still not quite into giving that much unearned benefit of the doubt.
No. 2 - The Dirty Dozen Most Important Longhorns ...
This isn't a list of the best players on the Texas roster. Instead, it's a glance at the 12 most important Longhorns football players going into the season.
These are the players that will most determine what happens this season.
12. Senior linebacker David Gbenda
You're often only as strong as your weakest starter and with all due respect to Gbenda, he's gone from barely getting on the field in 2022 to being the guy who likely replaces DeMarvion Overshown. I still don't have any idea of the expectations any of us should have at the linebacker position outside of Jaylan Ford.
11. Freshman linebacker Anthony Hill
I just have a sneaky feeling that Hill might not be a starter this season, but he might still emerge as one of the biggest playmakers on this unit as a pass rusher/big-play specialist.
10. Junior kicker Bert Auburn
With all the coin-flip games the Longhorns could find themselves in this year after playing in roughly six of them a year ago, it stands to reason that at some point this team will need Auburn to make a kick or two that will determine whether victory or defeat has occurred.
9. Senior defensive back Jahdae Barron
Someone needs to be a playmaker in the secondary. It's time to be that guy, Mr. Barron.
8. Junior wide receiver A.D. Mitchell
A year ago, the outside receiver opposite Xavier Worthy was a black hole that often swallowed up the Texas passing game. This year it is led by a future NFL player that has two national championship game touchdowns on his resume.
7. Redshirt freshman quarterback Maalik Murphy
The last 10 years have told us that needing the backup quarterback to play a game or two is more likely than not going into the season.
6. Xavier Worthy
It's kind of crazy that arguably the best player on the team doesn't crack the top five, but it all comes down to positional scarcity. There are other very, very talented players in the wide receiver room that can step up if Worthy is missing. That's not the case elsewhere on the roster.
5. Ja'Tavion Sanders
The tight end position mostly exists as a position of importance because of Sanders. If he's out of the line-up, the position is mostly out of the line-up.
4. Barryn Sorrell
I literally don't know what this team will do at defensive end if Sorrell is forced to miss any game action.
3. Jaylan Ford
The only certified playmaker on the entire Texas defense. He's worth his weight in gold going into the season.
2. Kelvin Banks
He's not just a unicorn that can't be replaced, but he's a magical unicorn that can't be replaced.
1. Quinn Ewers
The guy that decides whether this team wins a title or not. It honestly is as simple as that.
No. 3 - Until I'm told otherwise ...
Everyone should probably just chill about the recruitment of 2024 super blue chips Colin Simmons, Kobe Black and Brandon Baker.
I don't get the sense that anyone is overly concerned with anything that happened this weekend with regard to Simmons. If he's likely to commit on August 1 to anyone, it'll almost certainly be the Longhorns,
That being said, these recruitments are going to be hard core, hand-to-hand combats all the way through December, whether they commit in August or not.
Nothing has changed in that regard. If that's too much to stomach, maybe just stick to non-recruiting discussions for the next few months. None of this is for the timid.
No. 4 - Classroom time ... defensive tackles ...
Everyone wants to know why Texas doesn't have any 5-star level defensive tackles on its roster and one of the reasons why is that the state of Texas isn't producing many.
Since the 2017 recruiting class, the state of Texas has produced only one super blue chip defensive tackle prospect (2023's David Hicks Jr.). That's one in the last seven recruiting cycles.
The truth of the matter is that when Halley's Comet does come around and the state produces an elite interior defensive lineman, they usually become first-round picks. They just don't happen often.
Here's the historical breakdown.
Let's look at the five-stars.
2002 - Rod Wright (Texas)
2004 - Frank Okam (Texas)
2005 - Demarcus Granger (Oklahoma)
2012 - Mario Edwards (Florida State)
2012 - Malcom Brown (Texas)
2013 - A'Shawn Robinson (Alabama)
2016 - Ed Oliver (Houston)
2017 - Marvin Wilson (Florida State)
Breakdown
* 75% were drafted by NFL teams and 87.5% played in the NFL
* The only player that didn't play in the NFL (Granger) was on his way to having that type of career before injuries and off-field issues seemed to cause it to stall out.
* Three of the last five five-star defensive tackles since 2005 have been selected in the first round of the NFL Draft and another (Edwards) was selected in the second round.
Now let's look at the high four stars:
2005 - Roy Miller (Texas)
2007 - Andre Jones (Texas)
2008 - Jarvis Humphrey (Texas)
2009 - Jamarkus McFarland (Oklahoma)
2009 - Calvin Howell (Texas)
2015 - Daylon Mack (Texas A&M)
Breakdown
* 33.0% were drafted by NFL teams and played in the NFL.
Mid Four Stars
2008 - Chancey Aghayere (LSU)
2010 - Ashton Dorsey (Texas)
2010 - Taylor Bible (Texas)
2013 - Justin Manning (Texas A&M)
2013 - Isaiah Golden (Texas A&M)
2013 - Kerrick Huggins (Oklahoma)
2014 - Deshawn Washington (Texas A&M)
2015 - Darrian Daniels (Oklahoma State)
2018 - Keondre Coburn (Texas)
2018 - Calvin Avery (Illinois)
Breakdown
* 10.0% were drafted by NFL teams and played in the NFL.
* Active college players: 2020's Vernon Broughton (Texas) and 2022's Jaray Bledsoe (Texas)
Low Four Stars
2004 - Walter Thomas (Oklahoma State)
2005 - Vince Oghobaase (Duke)
2005 - Vincent Williams (Texas A&M)
2006 - Brandon Antwine (Florida)
2008 - Rod Davis (Texas A&M)
2008 - Kheeston Randall (Texas)
2010 - Eric Humphrey (Oklahoma)
2011 - Marquis Anderson (Oklahoma)
2011 - Jordan Wade - (Oklahoma)
2011 - Desmond Jackson (Texas)
2011 - Quincy Russell (Texas)
2012 - Paul Boyette (Texas)
2013 - Andrew Billings (Baylor)
2013 - Hardreck Walker (Texas A&M)
2014 - Zaycoven Henderson (Texas A&M)
2016 - Chris Daniels (Texas)
2016 - Kendall Jones (Alabama)
Breakdown
* 11.8% were drafted by NFL teams and played in the NFL.
* Active college players: 2019's Joshua Ellison (Texas A&M/Memphis), 2021's Marcus Burris (Texas A&M), Jadon Scarlett (Texas A&M) and 2023's Markis Deal (TCU)
No. 5 - Breaking the Bank ...
The bidding is over and it's official ... the 1/1 Autographed Black Prism card of Arch Manning is the most expensive Texas Longhorns football card of all-time ...
By a country mile.
The final price: $102,500 (not including taxes).
It's the most ever for a Panini auction card.
No. 6 - Speaking of NIL Deals ...
I know life is good if you're a starter on the Texas football team, but I didn't know it was quite this good.
No. 7 - Story-time with Uncle Ketch ....
The news this week that former Texas great Sergio Kindle was returning to Woodrow Wilson HS as an assistant football coach/teacher took me down memory lane.
The story of how Kindle was discovered on the recruiting scene goes like this ...
In the spring of 2003, Bobby Burton and I were sitting in his home watching dozens of random high school games from the state of Texas when we came across a game involving Kindle. As we looked through our notes, we couldn't find a junior on Wilson's roster that matched Kindle's physical profile.
Kindle was without a doubt the best player/prospect that we had watched in two days of watching film and we were terrified that he had somehow graduated as a senior without anyone knowing who he was.
So, I immediately called Kindle's coach Bobby Estes to find out who the hell this kid was.
"That's my freshman," Estes told us with a laugh.
He wasn't a departed senior. Or a junior. This freak was 14 years old and playing like an 18-year-old destined for the NFL.
A five-star prospect was born that day. We didn't need to see anything else. That kind of game film doesn't lie.
No. 8 – BUY or SELL …
(Buy) First.
(Sell) Crème Brûlée French Toast
(Sell) I can do without the prime rib.
(Buy) Yes, it absolutely looks very possible.
(Buy) Like I said, until I hear otherwise, I've got Texas closing with 3 five-stars, which would be an indication of positive momentum.
(Sell) I don't know how confident I am about any of it if I'm being honest with you. Gun to my head ... I suppose I would buy on Ewers improving his deep ball connections.
(Buy) I think it's happening and he'll be involved with game planning.
(Sell) My contacts aren't quite as high on Wingo to Texas as the other two.
(Sell) Nah, I don't think he's worth a win in this new role.
(Buy) I'll have a heaping serving of all that.
(Sell) Playoffs?
(Buy) Yes, there's definitely a piece.
(Buy) Yes, there will be prospects from the 2025 class that end up committing in time that were on hand this weekend.
(Sell) It hasn't changed at all.
No. 9 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...
... I still can't believe Jim Harbaugh let a four-year-old cater a recruiting event.
... The Texas Rangers are going for it ... I like it.
... I'm sitting 12th in my fantasy football Draft. No Bijan for me.
... It feels like I might have a Jonathan Taylor decision to make with that 12th pick.
... Bud Crawford doing the thing that Floyd Mayweather Jr. could never do ... finish the show with a complete dismantling of a world-class opponent. It was dominant. It was emphatic. It was historically memorable.
... Hey, at least if you're Errol Spence, you didn't get kicked in the face.
... Yes, I did get up at 4 a.m. on Sunday morning to watch Liverpool in a pre-season affair in Singapore.
... No, I will not be getting up at 2:00 a.m. on Tuesday for the next USA women's game in the world cup, but I'll probably set the DVR.
... Smack-talking Manchester United fans crack me up. Part of the cool thing about being a Premier League fan for the last decade is that I've never seen that club win the league or win in Europe. As a Cowboys fan in the NFL, I've had my fill of smack talk related to stuff that isn't recent history. I guess United fans aren't there yet.
... Barbie and Oppenheimer are still kicking ass.
... Who pays money to go to a concert, only to get thrown out for throwing a drink on stage at the performer you paid to see?
... Mess with the bull, you get the horns ...
No. 10 - The List: CCR ...
More than a decade has passed since I dropped my first Creedence Clearwater Revival List. In fact, so much time has passed that I can't even find an old copy of the list that I did back in 2012.
Therefore, it seemed like a perfect time to update things.
I'm sure there will be no disagreement.
Honorable Mention: Long As I Can See The Light, Green River, Down on the Corner, Cotton Fields, Up Around the Bend, Lodi and Run Through the Jungle
10. I Heard It Through The Grapevine
I love this song. I love this band. It has to be in my top 10.
9. Tombstone Shadow
It's just a bad ass jam. It's like a tornado of Southern Rock.
8. Suzie Q
I feel like this song played in my house every weekend when I was a kid in the early 80s.
7. I Put a Spell On You
A personal favorite of mine. It's one of the greatest songs of all time and CCR turns it into a flaming ball of fire.
6. Born on the Bayou
According to Wikipedia, Ultimate Classic Rock critic Cliff M. Junior rated "Born on the Bayou" as Creedence Clearwater Revival's 2nd greatest song, saying that "John Fogerty doesn’t just sing this ominous ode to the New Orleans area — he howls it."
5. Midnight Special
This song has been a favorite of mine since I heard it on Twilight Zone: The Movie.
4. Bad Moon Rising
Per Wikipedia, "it is one of five songs by the band that peaked at the No. 2 spot on the U.S. Billboard chart and didn't get to No. 1. It was blocked by 'Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet by Henry Mancini."
3. Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
Fogerty singing "I wanna know. Have you ever seen the rain" is one of my rock song lyrics of all-time.
2. Fortunate Son
Rolling Stone named this as the 99th best song of all-time in 2013.
1. Proud Mary
I know that Tina Turner slays this song, but this is THE CCR song for all-time.
Funny that everyone focuses on the offense. I think the defense and those 3rd down giveaways to be the key.
I'm concerned about the playmaking on that side of the ball, the lack of a proven pass rush and depth/quality at linebacker.
JFTR
@Ketchum
My biggest concern with Texas’ elite talent accumulation is that it's mainly with the offense. Sark still has not landed the difference makers he desperately needs on the DL/Edge to compete at the SEC level.
I'm not saying our cupboard is bare, but in relation to Alabama, Georgia, A&M, and LSU, Texas lags behind by a noticeable degree.
Texas needs Simmons. Desperately! And by a very wide margin. And if we're being honest, Texas should be leveraging NIL to get two top 50 DLs every year - because without them, not getting stops on key downs will affect the tiny margins.
If Sark can accumulate those war daddies, I'll feel better about the balance of the roster and the direction of the program. But I fear we're two years of recruiting (or portal additions) away from boasting similar quality and depth we finally see queuing with the OL.
Following the 2009 BCS championship game season under Mack, we have achieved a record as good as 9-3 exactly once. So it takes a lot of faith to expect a season that good or better. Anything better than 9-3 is wishful thinking. In order for it to happen we need a couple of maniacs who refuse to lose. When those guys make an appearance, I'll believe.
Wow well said , we need a couple of maniacs lol I don’t know who exactly fits the bill as of now lol
I’m just scared dawg I feel like hank hill because anytime I’m going to get a little happy something happens to tell me I never should have been I just want 1 good run please man but amazing work ketch graphics were dope 💯💯🤘🏽🤘🏽
I'm still at 9-3.
Through all of the off-season Kool-Aid pouring, the constant reminders of Quinn Ewers' alleged transformation and national press hype, I'm exactly where I stood about seven months ago.
9-3.
Don't get me wrong, the excitement around what is possible with the 2023 Longhorns is rich enough that it can be tasted. The talent the Longhorns possess at the wide receiver position is the stuff of must-see TV. Hell, I'm the one that just two weeks ago told you that the Longhorns have the fifth-most super blue-chip talent on their roster in the entire country.
Still, I'm sitting at 9-3, which will likely see the Longhorns playing in the Big 12 Championship Game, but still ... 9-3.
I can hear some of you right now asking, "Where are the three losses coming from? The Longhorns will be favored in every game, but one, so how have you come up with three?"
To that specific inquiry, I suppose I would break it down like this.
a. The Alabama game.
b. A road conference game.
c. A game that they absolutely should not lose.
You'll have to forgive me if I don't give this program the full benefit of the doubt when it goes on the road (3-6 record on the road under Steve Sarkisian) or in its ability to handle every piece of business that it should take care.
Believe me when I tell you that I dearly want to be wrong. Oh man, what I wouldn't give for a season of burnt orange bliss. Do you know how good business gets when the Longhorns win? Here's hoping every word of this gets re-litigated at my expense in late November.
For now, take comfort in the fact that a 9-3 regular season would mean the following:
a. Continued progress from 2021 and 2022.
b. The most wins in the regular season in Sarkisian's entire head coaching career (three times Sark has won eight games in the regular season).
c. A likely place in the Big 12 Championship game.
What happens in the Big 12 Championship game?
Ask me that when we're a week from the first game. I'm still not quite into giving that much unearned benefit of the doubt.
No. 2 - The Dirty Dozen Most Important Longhorns ...
This isn't a list of the best players on the Texas roster. Instead, it's a glance at the 12 most important Longhorns football players going into the season.
These are the players that will most determine what happens this season.
12. Senior linebacker David Gbenda
You're often only as strong as your weakest starter and with all due respect to Gbenda, he's gone from barely getting on the field in 2022 to being the guy who likely replaces DeMarvion Overshown. I still don't have any idea of the expectations any of us should have at the linebacker position outside of Jaylan Ford.
11. Freshman linebacker Anthony Hill
I just have a sneaky feeling that Hill might not be a starter this season, but he might still emerge as one of the biggest playmakers on this unit as a pass rusher/big-play specialist.
10. Junior kicker Bert Auburn
With all the coin-flip games the Longhorns could find themselves in this year after playing in roughly six of them a year ago, it stands to reason that at some point this team will need Auburn to make a kick or two that will determine whether victory or defeat has occurred.
9. Senior defensive back Jahdae Barron
Someone needs to be a playmaker in the secondary. It's time to be that guy, Mr. Barron.
8. Junior wide receiver A.D. Mitchell
A year ago, the outside receiver opposite Xavier Worthy was a black hole that often swallowed up the Texas passing game. This year it is led by a future NFL player that has two national championship game touchdowns on his resume.
7. Redshirt freshman quarterback Maalik Murphy
The last 10 years have told us that needing the backup quarterback to play a game or two is more likely than not going into the season.
6. Xavier Worthy
It's kind of crazy that arguably the best player on the team doesn't crack the top five, but it all comes down to positional scarcity. There are other very, very talented players in the wide receiver room that can step up if Worthy is missing. That's not the case elsewhere on the roster.
5. Ja'Tavion Sanders
The tight end position mostly exists as a position of importance because of Sanders. If he's out of the line-up, the position is mostly out of the line-up.
4. Barryn Sorrell
I literally don't know what this team will do at defensive end if Sorrell is forced to miss any game action.
3. Jaylan Ford
The only certified playmaker on the entire Texas defense. He's worth his weight in gold going into the season.
2. Kelvin Banks
He's not just a unicorn that can't be replaced, but he's a magical unicorn that can't be replaced.
1. Quinn Ewers
The guy that decides whether this team wins a title or not. It honestly is as simple as that.
No. 3 - Until I'm told otherwise ...
Everyone should probably just chill about the recruitment of 2024 super blue chips Colin Simmons, Kobe Black and Brandon Baker.
I don't get the sense that anyone is overly concerned with anything that happened this weekend with regard to Simmons. If he's likely to commit on August 1 to anyone, it'll almost certainly be the Longhorns,
That being said, these recruitments are going to be hard core, hand-to-hand combats all the way through December, whether they commit in August or not.
Nothing has changed in that regard. If that's too much to stomach, maybe just stick to non-recruiting discussions for the next few months. None of this is for the timid.
No. 4 - Classroom time ... defensive tackles ...
Everyone wants to know why Texas doesn't have any 5-star level defensive tackles on its roster and one of the reasons why is that the state of Texas isn't producing many.
Since the 2017 recruiting class, the state of Texas has produced only one super blue chip defensive tackle prospect (2023's David Hicks Jr.). That's one in the last seven recruiting cycles.
The truth of the matter is that when Halley's Comet does come around and the state produces an elite interior defensive lineman, they usually become first-round picks. They just don't happen often.
Here's the historical breakdown.
Let's look at the five-stars.
2002 - Rod Wright (Texas)
2004 - Frank Okam (Texas)
2005 - Demarcus Granger (Oklahoma)
2012 - Mario Edwards (Florida State)
2012 - Malcom Brown (Texas)
2013 - A'Shawn Robinson (Alabama)
2016 - Ed Oliver (Houston)
2017 - Marvin Wilson (Florida State)
Breakdown
* 75% were drafted by NFL teams and 87.5% played in the NFL
* The only player that didn't play in the NFL (Granger) was on his way to having that type of career before injuries and off-field issues seemed to cause it to stall out.
* Three of the last five five-star defensive tackles since 2005 have been selected in the first round of the NFL Draft and another (Edwards) was selected in the second round.
Now let's look at the high four stars:
2005 - Roy Miller (Texas)
2007 - Andre Jones (Texas)
2008 - Jarvis Humphrey (Texas)
2009 - Jamarkus McFarland (Oklahoma)
2009 - Calvin Howell (Texas)
2015 - Daylon Mack (Texas A&M)
Breakdown
* 33.0% were drafted by NFL teams and played in the NFL.
Mid Four Stars
2008 - Chancey Aghayere (LSU)
2010 - Ashton Dorsey (Texas)
2010 - Taylor Bible (Texas)
2013 - Justin Manning (Texas A&M)
2013 - Isaiah Golden (Texas A&M)
2013 - Kerrick Huggins (Oklahoma)
2014 - Deshawn Washington (Texas A&M)
2015 - Darrian Daniels (Oklahoma State)
2018 - Keondre Coburn (Texas)
2018 - Calvin Avery (Illinois)
Breakdown
* 10.0% were drafted by NFL teams and played in the NFL.
* Active college players: 2020's Vernon Broughton (Texas) and 2022's Jaray Bledsoe (Texas)
Low Four Stars
2004 - Walter Thomas (Oklahoma State)
2005 - Vince Oghobaase (Duke)
2005 - Vincent Williams (Texas A&M)
2006 - Brandon Antwine (Florida)
2008 - Rod Davis (Texas A&M)
2008 - Kheeston Randall (Texas)
2010 - Eric Humphrey (Oklahoma)
2011 - Marquis Anderson (Oklahoma)
2011 - Jordan Wade - (Oklahoma)
2011 - Desmond Jackson (Texas)
2011 - Quincy Russell (Texas)
2012 - Paul Boyette (Texas)
2013 - Andrew Billings (Baylor)
2013 - Hardreck Walker (Texas A&M)
2014 - Zaycoven Henderson (Texas A&M)
2016 - Chris Daniels (Texas)
2016 - Kendall Jones (Alabama)
Breakdown
* 11.8% were drafted by NFL teams and played in the NFL.
* Active college players: 2019's Joshua Ellison (Texas A&M/Memphis), 2021's Marcus Burris (Texas A&M), Jadon Scarlett (Texas A&M) and 2023's Markis Deal (TCU)
No. 5 - Breaking the Bank ...
The bidding is over and it's official ... the 1/1 Autographed Black Prism card of Arch Manning is the most expensive Texas Longhorns football card of all-time ...
By a country mile.
The final price: $102,500 (not including taxes).
It's the most ever for a Panini auction card.
No. 6 - Speaking of NIL Deals ...
I know life is good if you're a starter on the Texas football team, but I didn't know it was quite this good.
No. 7 - Story-time with Uncle Ketch ....
The news this week that former Texas great Sergio Kindle was returning to Woodrow Wilson HS as an assistant football coach/teacher took me down memory lane.
The story of how Kindle was discovered on the recruiting scene goes like this ...
In the spring of 2003, Bobby Burton and I were sitting in his home watching dozens of random high school games from the state of Texas when we came across a game involving Kindle. As we looked through our notes, we couldn't find a junior on Wilson's roster that matched Kindle's physical profile.
Kindle was without a doubt the best player/prospect that we had watched in two days of watching film and we were terrified that he had somehow graduated as a senior without anyone knowing who he was.
So, I immediately called Kindle's coach Bobby Estes to find out who the hell this kid was.
"That's my freshman," Estes told us with a laugh.
He wasn't a departed senior. Or a junior. This freak was 14 years old and playing like an 18-year-old destined for the NFL.
A five-star prospect was born that day. We didn't need to see anything else. That kind of game film doesn't lie.
No. 8 – BUY or SELL …
(Buy) First.
(Sell) Crème Brûlée French Toast
(Sell) I can do without the prime rib.
(Buy) Yes, it absolutely looks very possible.
(Buy) Like I said, until I hear otherwise, I've got Texas closing with 3 five-stars, which would be an indication of positive momentum.
(Sell) I don't know how confident I am about any of it if I'm being honest with you. Gun to my head ... I suppose I would buy on Ewers improving his deep ball connections.
(Buy) I think it's happening and he'll be involved with game planning.
(Sell) My contacts aren't quite as high on Wingo to Texas as the other two.
(Sell) Nah, I don't think he's worth a win in this new role.
(Buy) I'll have a heaping serving of all that.
(Sell) Playoffs?
(Buy) Yes, there's definitely a piece.
(Buy) Yes, there will be prospects from the 2025 class that end up committing in time that were on hand this weekend.
(Sell) It hasn't changed at all.
No. 9 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...
... I still can't believe Jim Harbaugh let a four-year-old cater a recruiting event.
... The Texas Rangers are going for it ... I like it.
... I'm sitting 12th in my fantasy football Draft. No Bijan for me.
... It feels like I might have a Jonathan Taylor decision to make with that 12th pick.
... Bud Crawford doing the thing that Floyd Mayweather Jr. could never do ... finish the show with a complete dismantling of a world-class opponent. It was dominant. It was emphatic. It was historically memorable.
... Hey, at least if you're Errol Spence, you didn't get kicked in the face.
... Yes, I did get up at 4 a.m. on Sunday morning to watch Liverpool in a pre-season affair in Singapore.
... No, I will not be getting up at 2:00 a.m. on Tuesday for the next USA women's game in the world cup, but I'll probably set the DVR.
... Smack-talking Manchester United fans crack me up. Part of the cool thing about being a Premier League fan for the last decade is that I've never seen that club win the league or win in Europe. As a Cowboys fan in the NFL, I've had my fill of smack talk related to stuff that isn't recent history. I guess United fans aren't there yet.
... Barbie and Oppenheimer are still kicking ass.
... Who pays money to go to a concert, only to get thrown out for throwing a drink on stage at the performer you paid to see?
... Mess with the bull, you get the horns ...
No. 10 - The List: CCR ...
More than a decade has passed since I dropped my first Creedence Clearwater Revival List. In fact, so much time has passed that I can't even find an old copy of the list that I did back in 2012.
Therefore, it seemed like a perfect time to update things.
I'm sure there will be no disagreement.
Honorable Mention: Long As I Can See The Light, Green River, Down on the Corner, Cotton Fields, Up Around the Bend, Lodi and Run Through the Jungle
10. I Heard It Through The Grapevine
I love this song. I love this band. It has to be in my top 10.
9. Tombstone Shadow
It's just a bad ass jam. It's like a tornado of Southern Rock.
8. Suzie Q
I feel like this song played in my house every weekend when I was a kid in the early 80s.
7. I Put a Spell On You
A personal favorite of mine. It's one of the greatest songs of all time and CCR turns it into a flaming ball of fire.
6. Born on the Bayou
According to Wikipedia, Ultimate Classic Rock critic Cliff M. Junior rated "Born on the Bayou" as Creedence Clearwater Revival's 2nd greatest song, saying that "John Fogerty doesn’t just sing this ominous ode to the New Orleans area — he howls it."
5. Midnight Special
This song has been a favorite of mine since I heard it on Twilight Zone: The Movie.
4. Bad Moon Rising
Per Wikipedia, "it is one of five songs by the band that peaked at the No. 2 spot on the U.S. Billboard chart and didn't get to No. 1. It was blocked by 'Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet by Henry Mancini."
3. Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
Fogerty singing "I wanna know. Have you ever seen the rain" is one of my rock song lyrics of all-time.
2. Fortunate Son
Rolling Stone named this as the 99th best song of all-time in 2013.
1. Proud Mary
I know that Tina Turner slays this song, but this is THE CCR song for all-time.
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Score one for the Bull - find a way to punish people for being stupid.
Re: Longhorns - 10-2. I think they have a good shot at beating Bama but even if they don't, they should beat everyone else on their schedule. 10-2 allows for one loss that was unexpected. They will win close ones they lost last year that they should have won.
Re: Longhorns - 10-2. I think they have a good shot at beating Bama but even if they don't, they should beat everyone else on their schedule. 10-2 allows for one loss that was unexpected. They will win close ones they lost last year that they should have won.
Ketch, you could not be more right with your thoughts of a 9-3 season. That damned orange KookAid has been pouring like water for so many years, yet we’re dying of thirst. Sark has never proven to be a Championship caliber coach, so it would be foolish to think he’s learned anything more in the last couple of years that he didn’t already know going in to this year. I’m really thinking 9-3 or even 8-4 along with Maalik finishing the season as the starter. Too much pressure on Quinn
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