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Ketch's 10 Thoughts From The Weekend (Trying not to be too hyperbolic, but...)

I know I’m preaching to the Choir, but damn I love listening to Craig Way call longhorn games. I was driving from home to Rock Hill, SC Saturday and listened to the game on my SXM in my truck. He does a great job of putting you in the stadium seats.

He's a great play by play man.
 
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Tough one.

If you consider what he can do in the passing game he's right there. I honestly think we would all be thinking he's right at the top with Ricky and Earl if he were running behind a good oline his entire career. But if used correctly he's probably better than them both. Running back don't make the catches he's making this year.

His NFL career will be fun to watch
I'm ready to draft him next year.
 
Tough one.

If you consider what he can do in the passing game he's right there. I honestly think we would all be thinking he's right at the top with Ricky and Earl if he were running behind a good oline his entire career. But if used correctly he's probably better than them both. Running back don't make the catches he's making this year.

His NFL career will be fun to watch
That’s a tough stance. @Williamhill2034 had a good point in that everyone knew who was getting the ball and Ricky still ran for 150+ like every week.

I love Bijan, but it’s hard for me to put him with Ricky and earl, and especially above them. . Anyone else, and I’m with u
 
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You said you don't think Texas will lose the next two games but then you said you're leaning towards Oklahoma State? What gives
He thinks they beat KSU. He does not believe they will lose both games.
 
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No love for Austin FC in the scatter shooting section? Man I’m not even a soccer fan but I thought they’d get a shoutout for winning their first playoff game in austin.

Great write up @Ketchum
 
I’m not convinced Sanders has the consistency or discipline to carve up this defense. And he looks banged up to boot.
When I first read this comment, I thought you were talking about JT Sanders for us and was all “WTF”? Upon re-read, I realized you meant Spencer.
 
My eyeballs tell me that Ewers is comfortable throwing the ball, and that Ewers does not hold onto the ball forever waiting for a receiver to break wide open.

I like what my eyeballs are telling me.
He did seem to have an issue throwing against a stiff wind. It will be worth noticing how he does in similar conditions in the future.
 
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Best player of the last 12 seasons?

It's not even close.

The one handed, left handed screen catch for zero yards (probably a loss) was amazing.

Its really unfortunate, when comparing him to the other UT greats, the differential in the Line play he's had versus the others.

It feels a lot like the, "If Barry ran behind Emmit's lines" convo
 
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Texas will probably need to hold OSU under 35 points to win this game.
OSU has the #126th ranked defense in passing yardage allowed and 57th ranked D in rushing yards allowed. Texas should be able to both run and pass at will against them, so I foresee Texas easily passing the 35 point mark. Now Texas may need to put up 50 to win, because Texas may struggle with their mobil QB, but I don't Texas needs to keep them under 35 to win.
 
OSU has the #126th ranked defense in passing yardage allowed and 57th ranked D in rushing yards allowed. Texas should be able to both run and pass at will against them, so I foresee Texas easily passing the 35 point mark. Now Texas may need to put up 50 to win, because Texas may struggle with their mobil QB, but I don't Texas needs to keep them under 35 to win.

We are going to destroy them, 2 score win.
 
Some of my favorite dinner scenes:

1. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - just look here:
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom Food GIF by Indiana Jones


2. Surviving the Game - Ice-T’s character given a “last meal” while listening to crazy hunters talk about the importance of survival.

3. The Dark Crystal - I always loved the part when the Skeksis feasted.

4. The Ref - Loved the candle hats.
 
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My goal is to not give into too much hyperbole today when talking about Texas running back Bijan Robinson.

I know he's not remotely close to as productive week-in and week-out as Ricky Williams was in his final two seasons.

I know he's not the sledgehammer finisher that Cedric Benson was at his best.

I know he isn't as flat-out explosive as Jamaal Charles was when he got a step on a defense.

Earl? Good gosh, I hate to mention even the name of a true football-playing god in cleats.

Yet, I have to state very loudly for the record that I'm convinced that we're watching something special each week with Robinson in what most assume will be his final season as a Longhorn player before heading off to the even greener pastures of the NFL.

Each week that passes, I become more and more convinced that the following will turn out to be true.

a. From a skill set standpoint, we've never quite seen anything like Robinson in a Texas uniform at the running back position. Just like Earl, Ricky and Jamaal were all just different than anyone else that ever wore burnt orange, so is Bijan. I'm not sure that anyone has ever made playing the running back position look so effortless.

b. Robinson is going to be a sensational pro running back. If he lands in the right offense, he's going to be a future All-Pro-level player.

c. By the time he's finished playing football, we're all going to be telling future generations of Orangebloods that we were lucky enough to live the Bijan Experience in Austin.

He's that good. That special.

As things currently stand, Robinson isn't even in the top 10 in school history with regard to rushing yards. He's tied for 13th at this very moment with former five-star Johnathan Gray. Yet, at his current pace, he's on pace to finish inside the top five, just ahead of College Hall of Famer Chris Gilbert.

If he can lift his yards per game rate from 111.4 to 120.0, he'll chase down Charles for fourth place.

Take a look at the Charles vs. Robinson tale of the tape.

Charles: 533 carries for 3,328 yards (6.2 YPC) and 38 touchdowns/49 receptions for 539 yards (11.0 YPC) and three touchdowns

Robinson: 419 carries for 2,610 yards (6.2 YPC) and 25 touchdowns/57 receptions for 730 yards (12.8 YPC) and seven touchdowns.

When this season is finished, there's a good chance that the two will have near-identical rushing numbers. Charles will have a national championship ring. If Robinson stays healthy, he's the favorite to win the Doak Walker Award. From a statistical standpoint, the thing that might separate the two is Robinson's superior receiving skills. While Charles was a good receiver out of the backfield in his three seasons in Austin, Robinson is better.

I'm not sure I can completely quantify how much better of a receiver Robinson is than Charles, but the numbers tell us that he's better. My eyeballs tell me he's the most skilled receiver out of the backfield the Longhorns have ever had (apologies to Eric Metcalf).

What I'm getting at is that Robinson warrants being mentioned with the best running backs in a storied running back history at The University of Texas and that by the end of the season, Robinson might just creep into the fourth spot in the school's Mount Rushmore of running backs.

That's not hyperbole as much as it's the actual tale of the tape with what might be 6 or 7 games left in his college career.

Enjoy him while you can.

No. 2 - Saturday in Stillwater ...

With so much football still left to be played for both teams, it might be a false statement to call Saturday's clash between Oklahoma State and Texas an elimination game for a spot in the Big 12 Championship game, but it might just turn out to be a true statement.

TCU's win in Ft. Worth over the Cowboys on Saturday leaves the Cowboys with a far less margin of error than they had 72 hours ago. Both teams will enter the game with a single mark in the loss column (in league play), but the winner of the game will not only have a one-game lead in the standings, it will also hold a major head-to-head tiebreaker advantage.

It feels like we're talking about four teams fighting for two spots in the Championship Game - TCU, Kansas State, Oklahoma State and Texas. While the Longhorns play the Cowboys this weekend, the Horned Frogs and Wildcats will also do battle, which means that only one team will be undefeated in the standings a week from today. Two teams will have one loss. One will have two losses.

A loss won't be a death blow for the loser of the Texas/OSU game, but it will probably put the loser on life support for making the title game.

Those are the stakes.

No. 3 - An uneven day at the quarterback position ...

Here's the bottom line from my perspective on the day that Quinn Ewers had on Saturday ...

He finished with 159 efficiency rating, three touchdown passes and ZERO turnovers.

Your eyeballs might have told you that Ewers was just okay on Saturday (it's what my eyeballs told me), but the data says he did everything that will be needed of him in most weeks for Texas to win. I'd guess that if he posts the identical stat lines over the course of the next five games, the Longhorns will have a chance to win each game.

Frankly, I don't think we put enough emphasis on the fact that he's not turning the ball over much this season, which was the major concern coming out of fall camp when there were questions about his knowledge of the offense and his ability to protect the ball.

Those issues haven't really been issues thus far for Ewers. It's not a small deal.

Yes, he got away with a couple of plays on Saturday, but he also had a possible touchdown dropped in the third quarter. Those things happen. All that matters is the bottom line and the bottom line on Saturday is that a 159 rating with three touchdown passes and zero turnovers is a pretty damn good set of production numbers.

No. 4 - Is Vasek going to stay home ...

Here's what you need to know about the situation involving Austin Westlake defensive end/edge monster Colton Vasek.

a. I believe he's going to eventually be a Longhorn. There's a lot of positive momentum in his recruitment and a couple of people I communicated with suggested that a flip from Oklahoma to Texas is just a matter of time.

b. It's no small thing that he took an unofficial visit to the 40 Acres this weekend to hang out with Arch Manning and Co. The word I got from a couple of sources was that the Sooners coaching staff was not very pleased about the visit ... at all. At least one person with knowledge of the recruitment described Saturday as a breaking up moment between the two sides.

c. Just for the record, I believe Vasek is a borderline five-star prospect. When you consider that players with his size at his position with his recruiting profile turn into NFL players at 60+% rates, he appears to be one of the biggest sure-things in recruiting. At a minimum, he's going to be a very good college player. At a maximum, he has legit superstar potential.




No. 5 - Football Scattershooting ...

* A quarter-by-quarter look at Quinn Ewers on Saturday:

1st quarter: 4 of 5 for 36 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (140.5 rating) and -16 yards rushing
2nd quarter: 7 of 10 for 90 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT (211.6 rating)
3rd quarter: 4 of 9 for 30 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (72.4 rating) and 3 yards rushing
4th quarter: 2 of 2 for 16 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT (332.2 rating)

That's one bad quarter (3rd), one meh quarter (1st), one good quarter (4th) and one exceptional quarter (2nd).

(Note: His third quarter would have been aided very nicely if Casey Cain hauls in the deep pass he dropped.)

* I don't know about the rest of you, but I was really happy that Jordan Whittington finally got into the end zone on Saturday for the first time in seven games. With as well as he's played this season, it's hard to believe that he hadn't scored yet.

* Speaking of Whittington, he had only two targets on Saturday, which seems like a crime against humanity.

* Shame on me for not giving Roschon Johnson more love in my Instant Analysis thoughts. I'm not sure the Longhorns win the game without him. Oh, and this is awesome low-key shade.


* After a really good start, Daniel Trejo has dropped to seventh in the Big 12 in punting average (41.9).

* Barryn Sorrell is having a solid season, but there are still a couple of levels that he hasn't climbed as a player. There's no reason to panic, but he's just not a difference-maker on a consistent basis.

* The Longhorns now rank 88th in the nation in third-down defense (41.4-percent), while the defense still ranks 112th in turnovers gained, even after four created turnovers in the last two weeks.

* It feels like we've all become so trained to call everything targeting that a lot of people lost sight of just how fantastic of a hit that was by Anthony Cook to force that fumble late in the fourth quarter. There was no helmet to helmet contact, just Cook throwing his entire body into the shoulder area. That's a play that should be on teaching videos.



No. 6 - Ho-hum ...

All the No.1 ranked Longhorns volleyball team did over the weekend was mow down No. 18 Baylor in four sets in Waco.

That moves the Longhorns to 14-0 on the season and 8-0 in conference play.

They. Are. Really. Good.


No. 7 – BUY or SELL …



(Sell) I think there are multiple things in play, including the issues you mentioned. The pass rush is often an issue. The defensive backs can play better as well. It's a full team issue.



(Buy) Yet, if Steve Sarkisian has the culture he thinks he does, they'll figure it out.



(Sell) I don't believe Texas loses the next two road games. I'm not buying Kansas State.


(Sell) I'm just not sure you're ever going to see it happen. You're just going to have to live with the sketchy game management that Sark can sometimes be guilty of.



(Buy) There are very, very, very few true dominant defenses.



(Sell) I like the young talent in the secondary enough that I would rank the need for help at linebacker higher.



(Sell) Leaning towards Oklahoma State at the moment. Nothing has been decided.



(Sell) No.



(Buy) Texas easily has the best defensive personnel in the Big 12.



(Sell) I kind of believe there will be another.



(Sell) You know better than that.



(Buy) This is what Texas is right now.



(Sell) I think D'Shawn Jamison has been the best player on the Texas defense. Ford is close behind.



(Buy) Yup.



(Sell) Wiley? Jackson? Huh?

That being said, you could make a case that McCoy would start over Casey Cain and that Rising would start over Ewers.

No. 8 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...

... If I had a vote that mattered ...

1. Georgia
2 Ohio State
3. Tennessee
4. Michigan
5. Clemson
6. Ole Miss
7. Alabama
8. TCU
9. UCLA
10. USC

... What a weekend in college football. Don't you dare tell me that the sport is dying. From Texas/Iowa State to Alabama/Tennessee to Oklahoma State/TCU to USC/Utah ... the excitement and quality was at an extreme high.

... Expect a bunch of babies to be born in the state of Tennessee in about nine months. Good for the Vols. That was a long time coming.

... On a day when Bryce Young was 35 of 52 for 455 yards and two touchdowns, the Tide lost. Crazy.

... On a day when Caleb Williams was 25 of 42 for 381 yards and five touchdowns (no interceptions), while also rushing for 57 yards ... the Trojans lost.

... Really enjoyed watching Cam Rising go toe to toe with Caleb Williams and ultimately besting him.

... Blake Corum might just steal Bijan's spot in New York if he keeps it up. What a season he's having.

... Is Syracuse good?

... Pac-12 football... it just means more.


... The Jets smoked the Packers at Lambeau Field. Didn't see that coming from a mile away.

... I sure as hell didn't see a Pickett/Trubisky duo beating Tom Brady's Bucs on Sunday. Where did that come from?

... The dream of a Phillies/Astros World Series is still alive!

... This is what smashing 11 years of frustration looks like.


... I called for a Padres/Dodgers series in the playoffs a few months ago and many of you scoffed at the notion because the Dodges had owned the Padres. So much for that.

... I kind of feel bad for Mariners fans.

... THAT was the Liverpool team I have come to know and worship. For 100 minutes on Sunday against Man City, you'd have never known how poor they've been for most of the season.

... Rough week/weekend for Barcelona. Real Madrid really rubbed it in their face.

No. 9 - The List: Top Dinner Party Scenes ...

I love a good dinner party on TV and in the movies. Get a bunch of people around a table over dinner and all hell can absolutely break loose. Most recently, House of the Dragons had a great dinner party scene, which might just help set off the war that is coming on the show.

It felt like a great time to do a dinner party list.

(Note: I left out movies where people were murdered over dinner. This list is more about laughs than anything else.)

10. Talladega Nights

Who doesn't love Christmas Jesus best?



9. Mrs. Doubtfire

Arguably, this is Robin Williams’ finest moment.



8. Scent of a Woman

Al Pacino makes the list, just not from The Godfather.



7. Succession

Boars on the floor. Poor Greg. Poor Tom.



6. Christmas Vacation

I feel like this will be some folk's No. 1.



5. American Beauty

Although he's been cancelled, Kevin Spacey has never been better than when he asks for the asparagus.



4. Californication

This show was never better than when it did dinner parties and there was at least one in every season. I'm not sure that this is the best one, but for a show that went out of its way to be out of control, this is probably the most out of control version.



3. Nutty Professor

"Hercules, Hercules!"



2. Wedding Crashers

If not for the choice in the No. 1 spot, this would be a serious challenger for the top spot.



1. The Office

Snip-snap, snip-snap! I'm not sure this show has ever been better than when Michael and Jan decided to have friends over for dinner. There's a legit 10 different fantastic moments throughout the dinner and that might be an understatement.



No. 10 - And Finally ...

Call me crazy, but I think Kelvin Banks and Christian Jones have been the best two tackles I've seen in the Big 12 this year.

There... I said it.
Yo! Didn't you say that the new episode of Andor was inspiring your top 10 list this weekend?
 
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My goal is to not give into too much hyperbole today when talking about Texas running back Bijan Robinson.

I know he's not remotely close to as productive week-in and week-out as Ricky Williams was in his final two seasons.

I know he's not the sledgehammer finisher that Cedric Benson was at his best.

I know he isn't as flat-out explosive as Jamaal Charles was when he got a step on a defense.

Earl? Good gosh, I hate to mention even the name of a true football-playing god in cleats.

Yet, I have to state very loudly for the record that I'm convinced that we're watching something special each week with Robinson in what most assume will be his final season as a Longhorn player before heading off to the even greener pastures of the NFL.

Each week that passes, I become more and more convinced that the following will turn out to be true.

a. From a skill set standpoint, we've never quite seen anything like Robinson in a Texas uniform at the running back position. Just like Earl, Ricky and Jamaal were all just different than anyone else that ever wore burnt orange, so is Bijan. I'm not sure that anyone has ever made playing the running back position look so effortless.

b. Robinson is going to be a sensational pro running back. If he lands in the right offense, he's going to be a future All-Pro-level player.

c. By the time he's finished playing football, we're all going to be telling future generations of Orangebloods that we were lucky enough to live the Bijan Experience in Austin.

He's that good. That special.

As things currently stand, Robinson isn't even in the top 10 in school history with regard to rushing yards. He's tied for 13th at this very moment with former five-star Johnathan Gray. Yet, at his current pace, he's on pace to finish inside the top five, just ahead of College Hall of Famer Chris Gilbert.

If he can lift his yards per game rate from 111.4 to 120.0, he'll chase down Charles for fourth place.

Take a look at the Charles vs. Robinson tale of the tape.

Charles: 533 carries for 3,328 yards (6.2 YPC) and 38 touchdowns/49 receptions for 539 yards (11.0 YPC) and three touchdowns

Robinson: 419 carries for 2,610 yards (6.2 YPC) and 25 touchdowns/57 receptions for 730 yards (12.8 YPC) and seven touchdowns.

When this season is finished, there's a good chance that the two will have near-identical rushing numbers. Charles will have a national championship ring. If Robinson stays healthy, he's the favorite to win the Doak Walker Award. From a statistical standpoint, the thing that might separate the two is Robinson's superior receiving skills. While Charles was a good receiver out of the backfield in his three seasons in Austin, Robinson is better.

I'm not sure I can completely quantify how much better of a receiver Robinson is than Charles, but the numbers tell us that he's better. My eyeballs tell me he's the most skilled receiver out of the backfield the Longhorns have ever had (apologies to Eric Metcalf).

What I'm getting at is that Robinson warrants being mentioned with the best running backs in a storied running back history at The University of Texas and that by the end of the season, Robinson might just creep into the fourth spot in the school's Mount Rushmore of running backs.

That's not hyperbole as much as it's the actual tale of the tape with what might be 6 or 7 games left in his college career.

Enjoy him while you can.

No. 2 - Saturday in Stillwater ...

With so much football still left to be played for both teams, it might be a false statement to call Saturday's clash between Oklahoma State and Texas an elimination game for a spot in the Big 12 Championship game, but it might just turn out to be a true statement.

TCU's win in Ft. Worth over the Cowboys on Saturday leaves the Cowboys with a far less margin of error than they had 72 hours ago. Both teams will enter the game with a single mark in the loss column (in league play), but the winner of the game will not only have a one-game lead in the standings, it will also hold a major head-to-head tiebreaker advantage.

It feels like we're talking about four teams fighting for two spots in the Championship Game - TCU, Kansas State, Oklahoma State and Texas. While the Longhorns play the Cowboys this weekend, the Horned Frogs and Wildcats will also do battle, which means that only one team will be undefeated in the standings a week from today. Two teams will have one loss. One will have two losses.

A loss won't be a death blow for the loser of the Texas/OSU game, but it will probably put the loser on life support for making the title game.

Those are the stakes.

No. 3 - An uneven day at the quarterback position ...

Here's the bottom line from my perspective on the day that Quinn Ewers had on Saturday ...

He finished with 159 efficiency rating, three touchdown passes and ZERO turnovers.

Your eyeballs might have told you that Ewers was just okay on Saturday (it's what my eyeballs told me), but the data says he did everything that will be needed of him in most weeks for Texas to win. I'd guess that if he posts the identical stat lines over the course of the next five games, the Longhorns will have a chance to win each game.

Frankly, I don't think we put enough emphasis on the fact that he's not turning the ball over much this season, which was the major concern coming out of fall camp when there were questions about his knowledge of the offense and his ability to protect the ball.

Those issues haven't really been issues thus far for Ewers. It's not a small deal.

Yes, he got away with a couple of plays on Saturday, but he also had a possible touchdown dropped in the third quarter. Those things happen. All that matters is the bottom line and the bottom line on Saturday is that a 159 rating with three touchdown passes and zero turnovers is a pretty damn good set of production numbers.

No. 4 - Is Vasek going to stay home ...

Here's what you need to know about the situation involving Austin Westlake defensive end/edge monster Colton Vasek.

a. I believe he's going to eventually be a Longhorn. There's a lot of positive momentum in his recruitment and a couple of people I communicated with suggested that a flip from Oklahoma to Texas is just a matter of time.

b. It's no small thing that he took an unofficial visit to the 40 Acres this weekend to hang out with Arch Manning and Co. The word I got from a couple of sources was that the Sooners coaching staff was not very pleased about the visit ... at all. At least one person with knowledge of the recruitment described Saturday as a breaking up moment between the two sides.

c. Just for the record, I believe Vasek is a borderline five-star prospect. When you consider that players with his size at his position with his recruiting profile turn into NFL players at 60+% rates, he appears to be one of the biggest sure-things in recruiting. At a minimum, he's going to be a very good college player. At a maximum, he has legit superstar potential.




No. 5 - Football Scattershooting ...

* A quarter-by-quarter look at Quinn Ewers on Saturday:

1st quarter: 4 of 5 for 36 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (140.5 rating) and -16 yards rushing
2nd quarter: 7 of 10 for 90 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT (211.6 rating)
3rd quarter: 4 of 9 for 30 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (72.4 rating) and 3 yards rushing
4th quarter: 2 of 2 for 16 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT (332.2 rating)

That's one bad quarter (3rd), one meh quarter (1st), one good quarter (4th) and one exceptional quarter (2nd).

(Note: His third quarter would have been aided very nicely if Casey Cain hauls in the deep pass he dropped.)

* I don't know about the rest of you, but I was really happy that Jordan Whittington finally got into the end zone on Saturday for the first time in seven games. With as well as he's played this season, it's hard to believe that he hadn't scored yet.

* Speaking of Whittington, he had only two targets on Saturday, which seems like a crime against humanity.

* Shame on me for not giving Roschon Johnson more love in my Instant Analysis thoughts. I'm not sure the Longhorns win the game without him. Oh, and this is awesome low-key shade.


* After a really good start, Daniel Trejo has dropped to seventh in the Big 12 in punting average (41.9).

* Barryn Sorrell is having a solid season, but there are still a couple of levels that he hasn't climbed as a player. There's no reason to panic, but he's just not a difference-maker on a consistent basis.

* The Longhorns now rank 88th in the nation in third-down defense (41.4-percent), while the defense still ranks 112th in turnovers gained, even after four created turnovers in the last two weeks.

* It feels like we've all become so trained to call everything targeting that a lot of people lost sight of just how fantastic of a hit that was by Anthony Cook to force that fumble late in the fourth quarter. There was no helmet to helmet contact, just Cook throwing his entire body into the shoulder area. That's a play that should be on teaching videos.



No. 6 - Ho-hum ...

All the No.1 ranked Longhorns volleyball team did over the weekend was mow down No. 18 Baylor in four sets in Waco.

That moves the Longhorns to 14-0 on the season and 8-0 in conference play.

They. Are. Really. Good.


No. 7 – BUY or SELL …



(Sell) I think there are multiple things in play, including the issues you mentioned. The pass rush is often an issue. The defensive backs can play better as well. It's a full team issue.



(Buy) Yet, if Steve Sarkisian has the culture he thinks he does, they'll figure it out.



(Sell) I don't believe Texas loses the next two road games. I'm not buying Kansas State.


(Sell) I'm just not sure you're ever going to see it happen. You're just going to have to live with the sketchy game management that Sark can sometimes be guilty of.



(Buy) There are very, very, very few true dominant defenses.



(Sell) I like the young talent in the secondary enough that I would rank the need for help at linebacker higher.



(Sell) Leaning towards Oklahoma State at the moment. Nothing has been decided.



(Sell) No.



(Buy) Texas easily has the best defensive personnel in the Big 12.



(Sell) I kind of believe there will be another.



(Sell) You know better than that.



(Buy) This is what Texas is right now.



(Sell) I think D'Shawn Jamison has been the best player on the Texas defense. Ford is close behind.



(Buy) Yup.



(Sell) Wiley? Jackson? Huh?

That being said, you could make a case that McCoy would start over Casey Cain and that Rising would start over Ewers.

No. 8 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...

... If I had a vote that mattered ...

1. Georgia
2 Ohio State
3. Tennessee
4. Michigan
5. Clemson
6. Ole Miss
7. Alabama
8. TCU
9. UCLA
10. USC

... What a weekend in college football. Don't you dare tell me that the sport is dying. From Texas/Iowa State to Alabama/Tennessee to Oklahoma State/TCU to USC/Utah ... the excitement and quality was at an extreme high.

... Expect a bunch of babies to be born in the state of Tennessee in about nine months. Good for the Vols. That was a long time coming.

... On a day when Bryce Young was 35 of 52 for 455 yards and two touchdowns, the Tide lost. Crazy.

... On a day when Caleb Williams was 25 of 42 for 381 yards and five touchdowns (no interceptions), while also rushing for 57 yards ... the Trojans lost.

... Really enjoyed watching Cam Rising go toe to toe with Caleb Williams and ultimately besting him.

... Blake Corum might just steal Bijan's spot in New York if he keeps it up. What a season he's having.

... Is Syracuse good?

... Pac-12 football... it just means more.


... The Jets smoked the Packers at Lambeau Field. Didn't see that coming from a mile away.

... I sure as hell didn't see a Pickett/Trubisky duo beating Tom Brady's Bucs on Sunday. Where did that come from?

... The dream of a Phillies/Astros World Series is still alive!

... This is what smashing 11 years of frustration looks like.


... I called for a Padres/Dodgers series in the playoffs a few months ago and many of you scoffed at the notion because the Dodges had owned the Padres. So much for that.

... I kind of feel bad for Mariners fans.

... THAT was the Liverpool team I have come to know and worship. For 100 minutes on Sunday against Man City, you'd have never known how poor they've been for most of the season.

... Rough week/weekend for Barcelona. Real Madrid really rubbed it in their face.

No. 9 - The List: Top Dinner Party Scenes ...

I love a good dinner party on TV and in the movies. Get a bunch of people around a table over dinner and all hell can absolutely break loose. Most recently, House of the Dragons had a great dinner party scene, which might just help set off the war that is coming on the show.

It felt like a great time to do a dinner party list.

(Note: I left out movies where people were murdered over dinner. This list is more about laughs than anything else.)

10. Talladega Nights

Who doesn't love Christmas Jesus best?



9. Mrs. Doubtfire

Arguably, this is Robin Williams’ finest moment.



8. Scent of a Woman

Al Pacino makes the list, just not from The Godfather.



7. Succession

Boars on the floor. Poor Greg. Poor Tom.



6. Christmas Vacation

I feel like this will be some folk's No. 1.



5. American Beauty

Although he's been cancelled, Kevin Spacey has never been better than when he asks for the asparagus.



4. Californication

This show was never better than when it did dinner parties and there was at least one in every season. I'm not sure that this is the best one, but for a show that went out of its way to be out of control, this is probably the most out of control version.



3. Nutty Professor

"Hercules, Hercules!"



2. Wedding Crashers

If not for the choice in the No. 1 spot, this would be a serious challenger for the top spot.



1. The Office

Snip-snap, snip-snap! I'm not sure this show has ever been better than when Michael and Jan decided to have friends over for dinner. There's a legit 10 different fantastic moments throughout the dinner and that might be an understatement.



No. 10 - And Finally ...

Call me crazy, but I think Kelvin Banks and Christian Jones have been the best two tackles I've seen in the Big 12 this year.

There... I said it.
Thanks for sharing the video clip of the Nutty Professor, that scene was priceless. I laughed for 30 minutes just now. Eddie Murphy was the king of comedy for sometime.
 
Agree about Whitt being under utilized. We are leaving points on the field by not targeting him and Sanders much more frequently.
 
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My goal is to not give into too much hyperbole today when talking about Texas running back Bijan Robinson.

I know he's not remotely close to as productive week-in and week-out as Ricky Williams was in his final two seasons.

I know he's not the sledgehammer finisher that Cedric Benson was at his best.

I know he isn't as flat-out explosive as Jamaal Charles was when he got a step on a defense.

Earl? Good gosh, I hate to mention even the name of a true football-playing god in cleats.

Yet, I have to state very loudly for the record that I'm convinced that we're watching something special each week with Robinson in what most assume will be his final season as a Longhorn player before heading off to the even greener pastures of the NFL.

Each week that passes, I become more and more convinced that the following will turn out to be true.

a. From a skill set standpoint, we've never quite seen anything like Robinson in a Texas uniform at the running back position. Just like Earl, Ricky and Jamaal were all just different than anyone else that ever wore burnt orange, so is Bijan. I'm not sure that anyone has ever made playing the running back position look so effortless.

b. Robinson is going to be a sensational pro running back. If he lands in the right offense, he's going to be a future All-Pro-level player.

c. By the time he's finished playing football, we're all going to be telling future generations of Orangebloods that we were lucky enough to live the Bijan Experience in Austin.

He's that good. That special.

As things currently stand, Robinson isn't even in the top 10 in school history with regard to rushing yards. He's tied for 13th at this very moment with former five-star Johnathan Gray. Yet, at his current pace, he's on pace to finish inside the top five, just ahead of College Hall of Famer Chris Gilbert.

If he can lift his yards per game rate from 111.4 to 120.0, he'll chase down Charles for fourth place.

Take a look at the Charles vs. Robinson tale of the tape.

Charles: 533 carries for 3,328 yards (6.2 YPC) and 38 touchdowns/49 receptions for 539 yards (11.0 YPC) and three touchdowns

Robinson: 419 carries for 2,610 yards (6.2 YPC) and 25 touchdowns/57 receptions for 730 yards (12.8 YPC) and seven touchdowns.

When this season is finished, there's a good chance that the two will have near-identical rushing numbers. Charles will have a national championship ring. If Robinson stays healthy, he's the favorite to win the Doak Walker Award. From a statistical standpoint, the thing that might separate the two is Robinson's superior receiving skills. While Charles was a good receiver out of the backfield in his three seasons in Austin, Robinson is better.

I'm not sure I can completely quantify how much better of a receiver Robinson is than Charles, but the numbers tell us that he's better. My eyeballs tell me he's the most skilled receiver out of the backfield the Longhorns have ever had (apologies to Eric Metcalf).

What I'm getting at is that Robinson warrants being mentioned with the best running backs in a storied running back history at The University of Texas and that by the end of the season, Robinson might just creep into the fourth spot in the school's Mount Rushmore of running backs.

That's not hyperbole as much as it's the actual tale of the tape with what might be 6 or 7 games left in his college career.

Enjoy him while you can.

No. 2 - Saturday in Stillwater ...

With so much football still left to be played for both teams, it might be a false statement to call Saturday's clash between Oklahoma State and Texas an elimination game for a spot in the Big 12 Championship game, but it might just turn out to be a true statement.

TCU's win in Ft. Worth over the Cowboys on Saturday leaves the Cowboys with a far less margin of error than they had 72 hours ago. Both teams will enter the game with a single mark in the loss column (in league play), but the winner of the game will not only have a one-game lead in the standings, it will also hold a major head-to-head tiebreaker advantage.

It feels like we're talking about four teams fighting for two spots in the Championship Game - TCU, Kansas State, Oklahoma State and Texas. While the Longhorns play the Cowboys this weekend, the Horned Frogs and Wildcats will also do battle, which means that only one team will be undefeated in the standings a week from today. Two teams will have one loss. One will have two losses.

A loss won't be a death blow for the loser of the Texas/OSU game, but it will probably put the loser on life support for making the title game.

Those are the stakes.

No. 3 - An uneven day at the quarterback position ...

Here's the bottom line from my perspective on the day that Quinn Ewers had on Saturday ...

He finished with 159 efficiency rating, three touchdown passes and ZERO turnovers.

Your eyeballs might have told you that Ewers was just okay on Saturday (it's what my eyeballs told me), but the data says he did everything that will be needed of him in most weeks for Texas to win. I'd guess that if he posts the identical stat lines over the course of the next five games, the Longhorns will have a chance to win each game.

Frankly, I don't think we put enough emphasis on the fact that he's not turning the ball over much this season, which was the major concern coming out of fall camp when there were questions about his knowledge of the offense and his ability to protect the ball.

Those issues haven't really been issues thus far for Ewers. It's not a small deal.

Yes, he got away with a couple of plays on Saturday, but he also had a possible touchdown dropped in the third quarter. Those things happen. All that matters is the bottom line and the bottom line on Saturday is that a 159 rating with three touchdown passes and zero turnovers is a pretty damn good set of production numbers.

No. 4 - Is Vasek going to stay home ...

Here's what you need to know about the situation involving Austin Westlake defensive end/edge monster Colton Vasek.

a. I believe he's going to eventually be a Longhorn. There's a lot of positive momentum in his recruitment and a couple of people I communicated with suggested that a flip from Oklahoma to Texas is just a matter of time.

b. It's no small thing that he took an unofficial visit to the 40 Acres this weekend to hang out with Arch Manning and Co. The word I got from a couple of sources was that the Sooners coaching staff was not very pleased about the visit ... at all. At least one person with knowledge of the recruitment described Saturday as a breaking up moment between the two sides.

c. Just for the record, I believe Vasek is a borderline five-star prospect. When you consider that players with his size at his position with his recruiting profile turn into NFL players at 60+% rates, he appears to be one of the biggest sure-things in recruiting. At a minimum, he's going to be a very good college player. At a maximum, he has legit superstar potential.




No. 5 - Football Scattershooting ...

* A quarter-by-quarter look at Quinn Ewers on Saturday:

1st quarter: 4 of 5 for 36 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (140.5 rating) and -16 yards rushing
2nd quarter: 7 of 10 for 90 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT (211.6 rating)
3rd quarter: 4 of 9 for 30 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (72.4 rating) and 3 yards rushing
4th quarter: 2 of 2 for 16 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT (332.2 rating)

That's one bad quarter (3rd), one meh quarter (1st), one good quarter (4th) and one exceptional quarter (2nd).

(Note: His third quarter would have been aided very nicely if Casey Cain hauls in the deep pass he dropped.)

* I don't know about the rest of you, but I was really happy that Jordan Whittington finally got into the end zone on Saturday for the first time in seven games. With as well as he's played this season, it's hard to believe that he hadn't scored yet.

* Speaking of Whittington, he had only two targets on Saturday, which seems like a crime against humanity.

* Shame on me for not giving Roschon Johnson more love in my Instant Analysis thoughts. I'm not sure the Longhorns win the game without him. Oh, and this is awesome low-key shade.


* After a really good start, Daniel Trejo has dropped to seventh in the Big 12 in punting average (41.9).

* Barryn Sorrell is having a solid season, but there are still a couple of levels that he hasn't climbed as a player. There's no reason to panic, but he's just not a difference-maker on a consistent basis.

* The Longhorns now rank 88th in the nation in third-down defense (41.4-percent), while the defense still ranks 112th in turnovers gained, even after four created turnovers in the last two weeks.

* It feels like we've all become so trained to call everything targeting that a lot of people lost sight of just how fantastic of a hit that was by Anthony Cook to force that fumble late in the fourth quarter. There was no helmet to helmet contact, just Cook throwing his entire body into the shoulder area. That's a play that should be on teaching videos.



No. 6 - Ho-hum ...

All the No.1 ranked Longhorns volleyball team did over the weekend was mow down No. 18 Baylor in four sets in Waco.

That moves the Longhorns to 14-0 on the season and 8-0 in conference play.

They. Are. Really. Good.


No. 7 – BUY or SELL …



(Sell) I think there are multiple things in play, including the issues you mentioned. The pass rush is often an issue. The defensive backs can play better as well. It's a full team issue.



(Buy) Yet, if Steve Sarkisian has the culture he thinks he does, they'll figure it out.



(Sell) I don't believe Texas loses the next two road games. I'm not buying Kansas State.


(Sell) I'm just not sure you're ever going to see it happen. You're just going to have to live with the sketchy game management that Sark can sometimes be guilty of.



(Buy) There are very, very, very few true dominant defenses.



(Sell) I like the young talent in the secondary enough that I would rank the need for help at linebacker higher.



(Sell) Leaning towards Oklahoma State at the moment. Nothing has been decided.



(Sell) No.



(Buy) Texas easily has the best defensive personnel in the Big 12.



(Sell) I kind of believe there will be another.



(Sell) You know better than that.



(Buy) This is what Texas is right now.



(Sell) I think D'Shawn Jamison has been the best player on the Texas defense. Ford is close behind.



(Buy) Yup.



(Sell) Wiley? Jackson? Huh?

That being said, you could make a case that McCoy would start over Casey Cain and that Rising would start over Ewers.

No. 8 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...

... If I had a vote that mattered ...

1. Georgia
2 Ohio State
3. Tennessee
4. Michigan
5. Clemson
6. Ole Miss
7. Alabama
8. TCU
9. UCLA
10. USC

... What a weekend in college football. Don't you dare tell me that the sport is dying. From Texas/Iowa State to Alabama/Tennessee to Oklahoma State/TCU to USC/Utah ... the excitement and quality was at an extreme high.

... Expect a bunch of babies to be born in the state of Tennessee in about nine months. Good for the Vols. That was a long time coming.

... On a day when Bryce Young was 35 of 52 for 455 yards and two touchdowns, the Tide lost. Crazy.

... On a day when Caleb Williams was 25 of 42 for 381 yards and five touchdowns (no interceptions), while also rushing for 57 yards ... the Trojans lost.

... Really enjoyed watching Cam Rising go toe to toe with Caleb Williams and ultimately besting him.

... Blake Corum might just steal Bijan's spot in New York if he keeps it up. What a season he's having.

... Is Syracuse good?

... Pac-12 football... it just means more.


... The Jets smoked the Packers at Lambeau Field. Didn't see that coming from a mile away.

... I sure as hell didn't see a Pickett/Trubisky duo beating Tom Brady's Bucs on Sunday. Where did that come from?

... The dream of a Phillies/Astros World Series is still alive!

... This is what smashing 11 years of frustration looks like.


... I called for a Padres/Dodgers series in the playoffs a few months ago and many of you scoffed at the notion because the Dodges had owned the Padres. So much for that.

... I kind of feel bad for Mariners fans.

... THAT was the Liverpool team I have come to know and worship. For 100 minutes on Sunday against Man City, you'd have never known how poor they've been for most of the season.

... Rough week/weekend for Barcelona. Real Madrid really rubbed it in their face.

No. 9 - The List: Top Dinner Party Scenes ...

I love a good dinner party on TV and in the movies. Get a bunch of people around a table over dinner and all hell can absolutely break loose. Most recently, House of the Dragons had a great dinner party scene, which might just help set off the war that is coming on the show.

It felt like a great time to do a dinner party list.

(Note: I left out movies where people were murdered over dinner. This list is more about laughs than anything else.)

10. Talladega Nights

Who doesn't love Christmas Jesus best?



9. Mrs. Doubtfire

Arguably, this is Robin Williams’ finest moment.



8. Scent of a Woman

Al Pacino makes the list, just not from The Godfather.



7. Succession

Boars on the floor. Poor Greg. Poor Tom.



6. Christmas Vacation

I feel like this will be some folk's No. 1.



5. American Beauty

Although he's been cancelled, Kevin Spacey has never been better than when he asks for the asparagus.



4. Californication

This show was never better than when it did dinner parties and there was at least one in every season. I'm not sure that this is the best one, but for a show that went out of its way to be out of control, this is probably the most out of control version.



3. Nutty Professor

"Hercules, Hercules!"



2. Wedding Crashers

If not for the choice in the No. 1 spot, this would be a serious challenger for the top spot.



1. The Office

Snip-snap, snip-snap! I'm not sure this show has ever been better than when Michael and Jan decided to have friends over for dinner. There's a legit 10 different fantastic moments throughout the dinner and that might be an understatement.



No. 10 - And Finally ...

Call me crazy, but I think Kelvin Banks and Christian Jones have been the best two tackles I've seen in the Big 12 this year.

There... I said it.
The dinner scene from The Ref needs to be in your top 10. It’s fantastic.
 
There were people in the game thread (most notably @qwanseeker and @Bum Steer) who thought Quinn should have been pulled for Card. I couldn’t believe what I was reading. It was the height of stupidity. A) he wasn’t playing bad and B) that’s how you wreck a young QB’s confidence.
quanseeker with a stupid football take…shocking.
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My goal is to not give into too much hyperbole today when talking about Texas running back Bijan Robinson.

I know he's not remotely close to as productive week-in and week-out as Ricky Williams was in his final two seasons.

I know he's not the sledgehammer finisher that Cedric Benson was at his best.

I know he isn't as flat-out explosive as Jamaal Charles was when he got a step on a defense.

Earl? Good gosh, I hate to mention even the name of a true football-playing god in cleats.

Yet, I have to state very loudly for the record that I'm convinced that we're watching something special each week with Robinson in what most assume will be his final season as a Longhorn player before heading off to the even greener pastures of the NFL.

Each week that passes, I become more and more convinced that the following will turn out to be true.

a. From a skill set standpoint, we've never quite seen anything like Robinson in a Texas uniform at the running back position. Just like Earl, Ricky and Jamaal were all just different than anyone else that ever wore burnt orange, so is Bijan. I'm not sure that anyone has ever made playing the running back position look so effortless.

b. Robinson is going to be a sensational pro running back. If he lands in the right offense, he's going to be a future All-Pro-level player.

c. By the time he's finished playing football, we're all going to be telling future generations of Orangebloods that we were lucky enough to live the Bijan Experience in Austin.

He's that good. That special.

As things currently stand, Robinson isn't even in the top 10 in school history with regard to rushing yards. He's tied for 13th at this very moment with former five-star Johnathan Gray. Yet, at his current pace, he's on pace to finish inside the top five, just ahead of College Hall of Famer Chris Gilbert.

If he can lift his yards per game rate from 111.4 to 120.0, he'll chase down Charles for fourth place.

Take a look at the Charles vs. Robinson tale of the tape.

Charles: 533 carries for 3,328 yards (6.2 YPC) and 38 touchdowns/49 receptions for 539 yards (11.0 YPC) and three touchdowns

Robinson: 419 carries for 2,610 yards (6.2 YPC) and 25 touchdowns/57 receptions for 730 yards (12.8 YPC) and seven touchdowns.

When this season is finished, there's a good chance that the two will have near-identical rushing numbers. Charles will have a national championship ring. If Robinson stays healthy, he's the favorite to win the Doak Walker Award. From a statistical standpoint, the thing that might separate the two is Robinson's superior receiving skills. While Charles was a good receiver out of the backfield in his three seasons in Austin, Robinson is better.

I'm not sure I can completely quantify how much better of a receiver Robinson is than Charles, but the numbers tell us that he's better. My eyeballs tell me he's the most skilled receiver out of the backfield the Longhorns have ever had (apologies to Eric Metcalf).

What I'm getting at is that Robinson warrants being mentioned with the best running backs in a storied running back history at The University of Texas and that by the end of the season, Robinson might just creep into the fourth spot in the school's Mount Rushmore of running backs.

That's not hyperbole as much as it's the actual tale of the tape with what might be 6 or 7 games left in his college career.

Enjoy him while you can.

No. 2 - Saturday in Stillwater ...

With so much football still left to be played for both teams, it might be a false statement to call Saturday's clash between Oklahoma State and Texas an elimination game for a spot in the Big 12 Championship game, but it might just turn out to be a true statement.

TCU's win in Ft. Worth over the Cowboys on Saturday leaves the Cowboys with a far less margin of error than they had 72 hours ago. Both teams will enter the game with a single mark in the loss column (in league play), but the winner of the game will not only have a one-game lead in the standings, it will also hold a major head-to-head tiebreaker advantage.

It feels like we're talking about four teams fighting for two spots in the Championship Game - TCU, Kansas State, Oklahoma State and Texas. While the Longhorns play the Cowboys this weekend, the Horned Frogs and Wildcats will also do battle, which means that only one team will be undefeated in the standings a week from today. Two teams will have one loss. One will have two losses.

A loss won't be a death blow for the loser of the Texas/OSU game, but it will probably put the loser on life support for making the title game.

Those are the stakes.

No. 3 - An uneven day at the quarterback position ...

Here's the bottom line from my perspective on the day that Quinn Ewers had on Saturday ...

He finished with 159 efficiency rating, three touchdown passes and ZERO turnovers.

Your eyeballs might have told you that Ewers was just okay on Saturday (it's what my eyeballs told me), but the data says he did everything that will be needed of him in most weeks for Texas to win. I'd guess that if he posts the identical stat lines over the course of the next five games, the Longhorns will have a chance to win each game.

Frankly, I don't think we put enough emphasis on the fact that he's not turning the ball over much this season, which was the major concern coming out of fall camp when there were questions about his knowledge of the offense and his ability to protect the ball.

Those issues haven't really been issues thus far for Ewers. It's not a small deal.

Yes, he got away with a couple of plays on Saturday, but he also had a possible touchdown dropped in the third quarter. Those things happen. All that matters is the bottom line and the bottom line on Saturday is that a 159 rating with three touchdown passes and zero turnovers is a pretty damn good set of production numbers.

No. 4 - Is Vasek going to stay home ...

Here's what you need to know about the situation involving Austin Westlake defensive end/edge monster Colton Vasek.

a. I believe he's going to eventually be a Longhorn. There's a lot of positive momentum in his recruitment and a couple of people I communicated with suggested that a flip from Oklahoma to Texas is just a matter of time.

b. It's no small thing that he took an unofficial visit to the 40 Acres this weekend to hang out with Arch Manning and Co. The word I got from a couple of sources was that the Sooners coaching staff was not very pleased about the visit ... at all. At least one person with knowledge of the recruitment described Saturday as a breaking up moment between the two sides.

c. Just for the record, I believe Vasek is a borderline five-star prospect. When you consider that players with his size at his position with his recruiting profile turn into NFL players at 60+% rates, he appears to be one of the biggest sure-things in recruiting. At a minimum, he's going to be a very good college player. At a maximum, he has legit superstar potential.




No. 5 - Football Scattershooting ...

* A quarter-by-quarter look at Quinn Ewers on Saturday:

1st quarter: 4 of 5 for 36 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (140.5 rating) and -16 yards rushing
2nd quarter: 7 of 10 for 90 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT (211.6 rating)
3rd quarter: 4 of 9 for 30 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (72.4 rating) and 3 yards rushing
4th quarter: 2 of 2 for 16 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT (332.2 rating)

That's one bad quarter (3rd), one meh quarter (1st), one good quarter (4th) and one exceptional quarter (2nd).

(Note: His third quarter would have been aided very nicely if Casey Cain hauls in the deep pass he dropped.)

* I don't know about the rest of you, but I was really happy that Jordan Whittington finally got into the end zone on Saturday for the first time in seven games. With as well as he's played this season, it's hard to believe that he hadn't scored yet.

* Speaking of Whittington, he had only two targets on Saturday, which seems like a crime against humanity.

* Shame on me for not giving Roschon Johnson more love in my Instant Analysis thoughts. I'm not sure the Longhorns win the game without him. Oh, and this is awesome low-key shade.


* After a really good start, Daniel Trejo has dropped to seventh in the Big 12 in punting average (41.9).

* Barryn Sorrell is having a solid season, but there are still a couple of levels that he hasn't climbed as a player. There's no reason to panic, but he's just not a difference-maker on a consistent basis.

* The Longhorns now rank 88th in the nation in third-down defense (41.4-percent), while the defense still ranks 112th in turnovers gained, even after four created turnovers in the last two weeks.

* It feels like we've all become so trained to call everything targeting that a lot of people lost sight of just how fantastic of a hit that was by Anthony Cook to force that fumble late in the fourth quarter. There was no helmet to helmet contact, just Cook throwing his entire body into the shoulder area. That's a play that should be on teaching videos.



No. 6 - Ho-hum ...

All the No.1 ranked Longhorns volleyball team did over the weekend was mow down No. 18 Baylor in four sets in Waco.

That moves the Longhorns to 14-0 on the season and 8-0 in conference play.

They. Are. Really. Good.


No. 7 – BUY or SELL …



(Sell) I think there are multiple things in play, including the issues you mentioned. The pass rush is often an issue. The defensive backs can play better as well. It's a full team issue.



(Buy) Yet, if Steve Sarkisian has the culture he thinks he does, they'll figure it out.



(Sell) I don't believe Texas loses the next two road games. I'm not buying Kansas State.


(Sell) I'm just not sure you're ever going to see it happen. You're just going to have to live with the sketchy game management that Sark can sometimes be guilty of.



(Buy) There are very, very, very few true dominant defenses.



(Sell) I like the young talent in the secondary enough that I would rank the need for help at linebacker higher.



(Sell) Leaning towards Oklahoma State at the moment. Nothing has been decided.



(Sell) No.



(Buy) Texas easily has the best defensive personnel in the Big 12.



(Sell) I kind of believe there will be another.



(Sell) You know better than that.



(Buy) This is what Texas is right now.



(Sell) I think D'Shawn Jamison has been the best player on the Texas defense. Ford is close behind.



(Buy) Yup.



(Sell) Wiley? Jackson? Huh?

That being said, you could make a case that McCoy would start over Casey Cain and that Rising would start over Ewers.

No. 8 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...

... If I had a vote that mattered ...

1. Georgia
2 Ohio State
3. Tennessee
4. Michigan
5. Clemson
6. Ole Miss
7. Alabama
8. TCU
9. UCLA
10. USC

... What a weekend in college football. Don't you dare tell me that the sport is dying. From Texas/Iowa State to Alabama/Tennessee to Oklahoma State/TCU to USC/Utah ... the excitement and quality was at an extreme high.

... Expect a bunch of babies to be born in the state of Tennessee in about nine months. Good for the Vols. That was a long time coming.

... On a day when Bryce Young was 35 of 52 for 455 yards and two touchdowns, the Tide lost. Crazy.

... On a day when Caleb Williams was 25 of 42 for 381 yards and five touchdowns (no interceptions), while also rushing for 57 yards ... the Trojans lost.

... Really enjoyed watching Cam Rising go toe to toe with Caleb Williams and ultimately besting him.

... Blake Corum might just steal Bijan's spot in New York if he keeps it up. What a season he's having.

... Is Syracuse good?

... Pac-12 football... it just means more.


... The Jets smoked the Packers at Lambeau Field. Didn't see that coming from a mile away.

... I sure as hell didn't see a Pickett/Trubisky duo beating Tom Brady's Bucs on Sunday. Where did that come from?

... The dream of a Phillies/Astros World Series is still alive!

... This is what smashing 11 years of frustration looks like.


... I called for a Padres/Dodgers series in the playoffs a few months ago and many of you scoffed at the notion because the Dodges had owned the Padres. So much for that.

... I kind of feel bad for Mariners fans.

... THAT was the Liverpool team I have come to know and worship. For 100 minutes on Sunday against Man City, you'd have never known how poor they've been for most of the season.

... Rough week/weekend for Barcelona. Real Madrid really rubbed it in their face.

No. 9 - The List: Top Dinner Party Scenes ...

I love a good dinner party on TV and in the movies. Get a bunch of people around a table over dinner and all hell can absolutely break loose. Most recently, House of the Dragons had a great dinner party scene, which might just help set off the war that is coming on the show.

It felt like a great time to do a dinner party list.

(Note: I left out movies where people were murdered over dinner. This list is more about laughs than anything else.)

10. Talladega Nights

Who doesn't love Christmas Jesus best?



9. Mrs. Doubtfire

Arguably, this is Robin Williams’ finest moment.



8. Scent of a Woman

Al Pacino makes the list, just not from The Godfather.



7. Succession

Boars on the floor. Poor Greg. Poor Tom.



6. Christmas Vacation

I feel like this will be some folk's No. 1.



5. American Beauty

Although he's been cancelled, Kevin Spacey has never been better than when he asks for the asparagus.



4. Californication

This show was never better than when it did dinner parties and there was at least one in every season. I'm not sure that this is the best one, but for a show that went out of its way to be out of control, this is probably the most out of control version.



3. Nutty Professor

"Hercules, Hercules!"



2. Wedding Crashers

If not for the choice in the No. 1 spot, this would be a serious challenger for the top spot.



1. The Office

Snip-snap, snip-snap! I'm not sure this show has ever been better than when Michael and Jan decided to have friends over for dinner. There's a legit 10 different fantastic moments throughout the dinner and that might be an understatement.



No. 10 - And Finally ...

Call me crazy, but I think Kelvin Banks and Christian Jones have been the best two tackles I've seen in the Big 12 this year.

There... I said it.
1) I don't get some of the desire by neutral baseball fans and the national media for wanting the Mariners to do well in the Playoffs? I get it to a certain point but the overwhelming consensus by the national media is hard to understand. Seattle is one of the worst ran cities in the country and it is a disaster to live in as well as most of the state is that way. I just can't find much sympathy for a city like Seattle. Now I respect the Seattle Mariners as a baseball team and feel they will push the Astros even more next year but I don't think they will finish above Houston.

2) Glad you took the view you did on Ewers because he played much better than the stats say he did.

3) Colton Vasek at this stage is a much more twitched up athlete when compared to Burke but I think Burke also has the potential to be a 1st round pick much like could be said of Vasek if they commit themselves to gaining good lean weight.

4) Bijan Robinson is no doubt special but the NFL draft is loaded with quality backs for next Draft Day so I hope the slide on RB's doesn't push him too far into the late 1st round. He will almost guaranteed be talked about needing to improve his pass protection and his running harder behind his pads, but those 2 things can and will get better with continued maturity physically as well as when he can fully dedicate all his time to his craft. I'm also a huge fan of Jahmyr Gibbs from Alabama as he's a true HR threat and he's good in the passing game just like Bijan. I think you might have many teams with different #1 rated backs. I'm also believer in of Mohamed Ibrahim from Minnesota but thats if his injury history doesn't show too many red flags. Before being injured last season, he was heading to being the #1 back like Bijan is today. I don't care how Zach Evans handled his recruiting but I'm not sure how much I like him in the NFL. He's likely to go on late day-2 even still. Devon Achane is explosive but I don't see him as a RB at the next level but more in the Deebow Samuel type of player which is a good thing. I'd take Achane over Zach Evans even though Evans likely remains at RB in the NFL.

5) With Barryn Sorrell his issue is he's not an explosive athlete and not sure how much he can improve that elite quickness. Now if he can still improve in that area, his speed to power could help him become much better at rushing the passer as his technique improves.

6) Not to pile on anyone as I've never been an anti-PK guy and I still am not going down that road but if the Texas Defense is now playing winning football and no longer a liability for the Longhorns, how is it they can't get off the field? When you take all of those factors into consideration, it has to be scheme and possibly the team not having faith and trust in the way they are coached in those crucial downs.


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After watching Nebraska again, the pass rushing wouldn't have been any better with Ochaun Mathis and you likely wouldn't have gotten as much player development out of the young guys with Mathis taking so many snaps away from the younger guys on the team. Mathis would have set the edge better but his sack numbers wouldn't be any better than his 2 total sacks in 7 games for Nebraska. While on the Huskers, Casey Thompson had your typical Casey Thompson day. He played very well at times and then poorly at times and the poor play was usually costly for Nebraska. One thing I've noticed is if you can keep Casey in the pocket and collapse the pocket around him, he craters to that pressure and is almost always ineffective...this is similar to Card as well to be fair. How good is the Trey Palmer (portal from LSU) at WR for Nebraska? Likely gone to the NFL but what happened to him at LSU as he was a 5-star coming out of HS.
 
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wait, wut?
Yep. It was ridiculous. You would have thought he threw 2 pick-sixes and fumbled twice in the first half. I truly don’t understand the football mentality, or lack-there-of, of certain posters. We have no right to criticize the aggy fandom when our own fan base has those that would think stuff like that.
 
Great TTFTW - Top 5 Level work this week.

The Bijan write up was excellent. Dude is insane good and I’ve never seen anything like him. His ability to operate in a phone booth is freaky and he has elite receiver skills.

It’s selfish but I’d love to see what RoJo could do next year as the lead back. I said it earlier, I’ve not once thought “I wish Bijan were in” when RoJo is in the game. He’s that good.
 
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He's a more complete player than Reggie.
While I wholeheartedly agree the only comparison was the fact that they both danced a lot before they finally took off. Bijan will have issues in the league if he doesn't fix that part of his game. JMO
 
Why do people still ask this? If you’re an RB, you have to go get paid. There’s isn’t enough longevity to wait around anymore. No, he won’t be back.
Calm down there sparky. It's called conversation. None of us know what players are thinking. Look at D-MO for example. If anyone could have ran for the money he would have been one that no one would have been mad about it because of his financial and personal situations that were reported here last year. There is plenty of players that come back and don't take the money. As I said in my post world of college is different with NIL money now! Bijan knows he will get paid no matter what year he comes out!
 
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* The Longhorns now rank 88th in the nation in third-down defense (41.4-percent), while the defense still ranks 112th in turnovers gained, even after four created turnovers in the last two weeks.

This stat could even look worse if it was weighted based on how many yards to go on 3rd were needed.

How many 3rd and medium to longs do they screw themselves on? Its been a curse on this team dating back to the LSU 3rd and 17. Probably even further, but there are a number of games last year that they could have won, including OU, had the defense been able to get off the field on third and long. Its soul crushing for the entire team.
 
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