***Official Texas vs BayLOL thread of sexual assault***

[clob94]

"I hope you like white girls" ...said Kendall Briles to a Baylor recruit. "Because the white girls are going to LOVE you...."

Today is the day to boat race BayLOL on the Brazos. Break out the tarp and send them to the Elizabeth Barrett Browning slam poetry contest early.

 

[diadevic]

Da

"I hope you like white girls" ...said Kendall Briles to a Baylor recruit. "Because the white girls are going to LOVE you...."

Today is the day to boat race BayLOL on the Brazos. Break out the tarp and send them to the Elizabeth Barrett Browning slam poetry contest early.

Damn Clob - you even know about the Browning library?? BTW - there’s a worm eating contest on campus today - remember 1978!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/sports/1978/11/28/baylor-coach-explains-how-worm-turned-against-texas/2b325882-44fd-44f4-9058-3e34e9f4c340/

 

[clob94]

Da

Damn Clob - you even know about the Browning library?? BTW - there’s a worm eating contest on campus today - remember 1978!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/sports/1978/11/28/baylor-coach-explains-how-worm-turned-against-texas/2b325882-44fd-44f4-9058-3e34e9f4c340/

Trust me when I tell you....... Baylor co-eds have been conducting worm eating contests regularly since 1978.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Da

Damn Clob - you even know about the Browning library?? BTW - there’s a worm eating contest on campus today - remember 1978!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/sports/1978/11/28/baylor-coach-explains-how-worm-turned-against-texas/2b325882-44fd-44f4-9058-3e34e9f4c340/

Let's leave the weird chit to the aggys who already have an issue with jars.

 

[clob94]

 

[JasperNewton7]

This is the game I’ve been waiting for to even consider sipping the orange koolaid. Got thru the OOC matchups to begin the start of the actual goal for the season. Conf chip. We’ll see what the team is made of after going 3-0.

 

[Oldmanastro]

From north Austin:

Texas!!

 

[Etlonghorn]

From my back porch in the East Texas pines…

FIGHT!!!

 

[hookem777]

From fort Worth

TEXAS

 

[JonBinge]

From fresh back from Saint Lucia

FIGHT!!!

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

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Lol how have you escaped the twitter ban hammer

Too hot for dove huntin so from my layzboy

TEXAS!

 

[Etlonghorn]

Lol how have you escaped the twitter ban hammer

Too hot for dove huntin so from my layzboy

TEXAS!

Twitter hired John Mackoprick as their primary monitor so….

 

[hookem777]

Twitter hired John Mackoprick as their primary monitor so….

He who must not be named

 

[freeper]

From the West Bank of the Mighty Brazos in beautiful Brazoria County......FIGHT...!!!

 

[Etlonghorn]

We’ll look at that. Baylor starts the game a tribute parade representing all the white girls running away from the football team.

 

[hookem777]

LETS ****ING GO

 

[clob94]

Here we go kids.

 

[hookem777]

Nice bush

 

[clob94]

Bush

 

[hookem777]

Come out foaming at the mouth

 

[clob94]

Oh my

2 in a row

 

[Etlonghorn]

Big Man!!

 

[clob94]

4th and 20. You can't play 3 snaps much better than that.

You MFers want to hear me stop b!tching?

Play defense like that every series for every game for an entire season.

 

[clob94]

Well that play needs to be shredded and thrown in a vat of acid.

 

[hookem777]

Well that play needs to be shredded and thrown in a vat of acid.

They're ganna play that play aggressive. We will catch them later with a go route

 

[clob94]

Sanders is such a nice weapon. He ain't very fast. His routes aren't that pretty. But he's like Sara Jay. Always gets the job done.

 

[hookem777]

Sanders is such a nice weapon. He ain't very fast. His routes aren't that pretty. But he's like Sara Jay. Always gets the job done.

Sara Jay lmao hottest horse ever

 

[clob94]

Go for it. Take their soul early.

 

[hookem777]

Ganna be a hard fought 1st then Baylor will fold

 

[hookem777]

Wasn't a three and out...sooo progress? @weevilcatch