Time for some fun Michigan facts:
Did you know that the university Michigan was founded in 1817?
It's original name was (don't laugh) Catholepistemiad. No sh!t.... look it up.
Michigan's school was originally founded in downtown Detroit- but moved to Ann Arbor 11 years later. Detroit-- downtown-- talk about dodging a fvcking bullet.........
Michigan's football field (The Big House) is the largest stadium in the western hemisphere and 3rd largest in the world behind a Cricket pitch in India, and some empty monstrosity in North Korea. North Korea-- what's that place used for..... Kim Jong pep rally?
Who's the most famous Michigan grad ever?
Bob Seger? Not even close.
Tom Brady? Nope
Arthur Miller? You wish
Gerald Ford? Nah
Derek Jeter? <--- he went there...
How about Madonna? Global icon. Most famous woman ever in music. The whole WORLD knows Madonna. I mean, it's Madonna.
Nope.
The most famous person in the world isn't as well known as the most famous person in the GALAXY.....
"Who's the most famous person in the Galaxy, Clob?"
Darth Fvcking Vador..... that's who.
And he went to Michigan.
So let's go stick a lightsaber up their asses today.
Did you know that the university Michigan was founded in 1817?
It's original name was (don't laugh) Catholepistemiad. No sh!t.... look it up.
Michigan's school was originally founded in downtown Detroit- but moved to Ann Arbor 11 years later. Detroit-- downtown-- talk about dodging a fvcking bullet.........
Michigan's football field (The Big House) is the largest stadium in the western hemisphere and 3rd largest in the world behind a Cricket pitch in India, and some empty monstrosity in North Korea. North Korea-- what's that place used for..... Kim Jong pep rally?
Who's the most famous Michigan grad ever?
Bob Seger? Not even close.
Tom Brady? Nope
Arthur Miller? You wish
Gerald Ford? Nah
Derek Jeter? <--- he went there...
How about Madonna? Global icon. Most famous woman ever in music. The whole WORLD knows Madonna. I mean, it's Madonna.
Nope.
The most famous person in the world isn't as well known as the most famous person in the GALAXY.....
"Who's the most famous person in the Galaxy, Clob?"
Darth Fvcking Vador..... that's who.
And he went to Michigan.
So let's go stick a lightsaber up their asses today.
